PEACE IN CLUTCH BBS 2003! This has got to stop. There are too many casualties from the recent suicide flame-bait-bombing. Too many Yao-Only FANdumentalists are claiming that the WMD (Weapons of Massive Dominance) are hidden in Yao somewhere, while the Steve-Only FANdumentalists are claiming that the WMD were never there to begin with--and that's what this debate is all about. Exactly why did we declare war on the Lakers for a shot at the championship title in the first place? At the same time, the Rockets are trying to deal with a transition of power. During OPERATION OFFSEASON, we overthrew the long-standing dictator, Rudy T, and replaced him with the eastern conference puppet leader, Jeff Van Gundy. We brought in the global coalition of Jim Jackson and A. Griffen and Pike. We also sent in Secretary of Aggressiveness, Patrick Ewing, so he could find the putative WMD (Weapons of Massive Dominance) in Yao, but many of the fans are claiming that the WMD was all just a whirlwind of media propaganda by the STERN adminstration to distract fans from the declining NBA economy and public image. Things have not been easy. However, the Yao-Only FANdumentalists and the Steve-Only Fandumantalists are continuing to launch their attacks of guerilla warfare with Pseudo-identities and Trolling and suicide-flame-bait bombing. It's only a matter of time before they're military coup is squelched. In the meantime, I'm here to entertain the weary and downtrodden. That's me, Tanner Searle, the Cutch City USO girl. Since demonic terrorists had flown into Eddie G's afro and into his head and blew up every single unit of morality and happiness, which caused the collapse of his emotions, and eventually his career, we have strived to stay resolute. The Rockets are shaken, but not destroyed. (While the Suns are shaken, but not stirred, James Bond style) United We Stand. Rockets fans are helping each other again. Rockets players are doing things they never would have done before. Cat is passing and making his shots. Pike has returned. Yao is tying Cato's shoe-laces. This is a battle between good and evil. And good, as a fellow Texan and commander and chief often says, will prevail. *Phil Harmonic Symphony ends* *Silence* *A single tear sheds* *Fade to black* Okay, now this was stupid.
This is funny. It deserved it's own thread. However I think the Macbeths and Tannersearles of the world are nothing more than misguided appeasers. Let the war go on and see who wins. Do we really want another Israeli-Palestinian conflict on our hands, where innocent people like myself are flamed because we are perceived to support one side? Do we want to see more suicide posts? Just let them get it out of their system and when Steve is traded or Yao dominates or whatever then there will be peace again.
