Teen Sends Student Semen-Frosted Brownies http://www.allheadlinenews.com/articles/1110408358 March 9, 2005 5:45 p.m. EST COEUR D'ALENE, Idaho - A teenager has agreed to admit to three counts of disturbing the peace after anonymously sending semen-frosted brownies to a fellow student. The recipient shared the treat with two other teens, police said. They said the 17-year-old Coeur d'Alene High School student was upset after a prank in which the other student put peanut butter in his cheese sandwich days before. He told a school resource officer that "he hated peanut butter and it made him more mad than he could explain," according to the police report. The teen later told School Resource Officer Jeff Walther that he got the idea of putting his semen on the brownies from the movie "National Lampoon's Van Wilder," in which characters send pastries filled with dog semen to a fraternity house. The student was arrested and booked into a juvenile detention center. He has since been released on a judge's order that he has no contact with the students who ate the brownies. The youth is to be sentenced on April 4 on the three misdemeanor counts, which are each punishable by up to 90 days in detention, prosecutors said. The victims' parents were notified and the children were tested for anything that could have been transmitted through the body fluid, although Panhandle Health spokeswoman Susan Cuff said the chance of the students' health being affected would be "extremely remote." School Superintendent Harry Amend declined comment on any school discipline against the teenager.
Perfect thread and post for Master Baiter. You always know the right subjects to chime in on. Coincidence? I think not.
True story... My freshman year of high school, our athletics lockers had no doors. On top of each open locker, there was a cubby for soaps, deodorant, books, whatever you wanted to keep separated from the hanging stuff. I had some "Chaps" cologne that I would pay for with my own hard earned money. I would share with my friends that asked me for some, but once I put it away, that was it...off limits. I was told by some of my friends that some guys would get into my cubby and use my cologne when I wasn't there, and sure enough, I began to notice the cologne finishing rather quickly. I confronted them and they denied it. No problem. Next day, I peed in an empty bottle of cologne and left it in my locker. My friend kept an eye out and sure enough, the cologne thiefs got into my locker and spread my piss all over themselves. After they all had their share of my special "cologne" my friends let them in on a little secret. LOL!!! It still makes me laugh as to how everyone on the team laughed at these guys when they came into class late because they had to shower and change shirts! Locker Room Justice!!!
I don't support them ripping you off, but the weeny in the bottle is grounds for a major ass kicking.
They had their chance...every day on the practice field. I guess they just realized that from then on, they were my b!tches.
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