I was wondering what would Tyler Durden do and came across stuff from Paris exposed. There is a scan of her prescription for Valtrex. No surprise. There are also pics of her with GGW founder Joe Francis and other videos. Joe Francis on Howard Stern yesterday called her the best lay of his life. Call me crazy I'd hit it
I find her to be horrifically unattractive. And this unattractiveness has nothing to do with her cornucopia of diseases.
the longer she's been in the public light, the less attractive she's become to me.... but 1) no i would not rather stick it in Clorox. and 2) she's worth over $30 million she's pretty hot in this often posted commercial <object width="425" height="350"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/phWCleYlW3s"></param><param name="wmode" value="transparent"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/phWCleYlW3s" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" wmode="transparent" width="425" height="350"></embed></object>
I wouldn't call her unattractive but she's not in the HOTTTTTT!#@$! category either. Her body isn't all that (see pics). I think it's her ability to screw that I like. Francis knows poon.
She is way good looking. I don't know if I would want a relationship with her, but I would definitely hit it.
From the video she looks like should we be a dead lay, now to much emotion. I'd hit it though, then sue her.
Hitting it is such a low bar? Talking to PH long enough to get to hit it would be the highest of high bars. Of course, alcohol would lower that bar. Edit: PH did a Carl's Jr commercial? I don't know who to feel sorry for.
uuummm no thanks seriously Reasons why? 1) WAAAAY too skinny 2) WAAAAY too skanky 3) WAAAAY too irritating and the best reason of all Even if I wasn't married to a woman that can put Paris' sexual abilities to shame, I could find much better in less than an hour.(without paying)
judging by that sex tape she looks like she would be really lame. i dont really find her all that attractive, but its mainly due to her attitude and personality more than looks. if she was actually a decent person she would probably be hot, but for me part of the beauty of a woman is how they carry themselves and she doesnt carry herself with any dignity.
I can't agree with you more, have never understood what is so "hot" about that piece of flesh.... If I were around her I'd probably do this.... <object width="425" height="350"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/lw8OroGPCb8"></param><param name="wmode" value="transparent"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/lw8OroGPCb8" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" wmode="transparent" width="425" height="350"></embed></object>
I'd rather slide down a 30 foot razor blade and splash down into a pool full of witch hazel and rubbing alcohol.
