System...Overload.....Too...Many.....One-liners...... -------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- May 29, 2006, 7:26PM Paris Hilton says upcoming album has something for everyone Associated Press HONG KONG - Paris Hilton says her upcoming album will be a mix of reggae, pop and hip-hop, with the first single being a reggae song called Stars Are Blind. Hilton also will remake Rod Stewart's Do You Think I'm Sexy, she said in an interview in the June issue of Hong Kong magazine Prestige. ``The whole album has so much different music on it. I like all music. It's not like I only like pop or only rock. I want to have something for everybody,'' Hilton was quoted as saying. Hilton said she wrote the lyrics to seven of her songs. The magazine didn't say how many songs are on the album. She said she had to overcome shyness to become a singer. ``I have always had a voice and always known I could sing, but I was too shy to let it come out,'' Hilton was quoted as saying. ``When I finally let go and did it, I realized it is what I am most talented at and what I love to do the most.'' Prestige said the single, Stars Are Blind, will be released this month by Warner Records and her own label Heiress Records, followed by a full album later this year. LINK
OK, this thread needs to be morphed into a thread of potential song titles for Paris Hilton's new album, and the genre of music each song belongs to. I will begin...... Herpes Scratch, Volume I (Electronica) Stuck in the Desert Without My Cellphone (Country Western) My Infected Lumps (Dance) Attention w**** With A Vaginal Sore (Punk)
Don't forget "I'm so dirty, listening to this album will probably give you an ear infection"(Emo). Yes, I stole that joke from MTV's Yo Momma.
Once Ashlee Simpson got a label, it was only a matter of time. These days, music is about image and hype, not about talent.
"The hole between my legs has so much mileage on it. I like all guys. It's not like I only like white or only black. I want to have something for everybody,'' Hilton was quoted as saying.
I heard Three 6 Mafia is actually going to be doing some production on here album and may even be featured on a track.
c'mon Paris' singing abilities can't be any worse than Lindsey Lohan's album or even Brittany Murphy.
Missiy Elliott and Jadakiss are on the album. I have heard the Missy Elliott track and it probably will be a hit. It sounds like most new Missy songs with a dance beat and high-pitched singing. Everything was so over-produced you couldn't even hear Paris' voice that well anyway. Now the Jadakiss song I heard was a demo and she sounded pretty bad, but then again this is the same country that thinks that J'Lo can sing. I predict 3 million albums sold.
That's disappointing that all these other "artists" are going to be on the album. I was hoping it would just be her, in which case I would buy it just for the comedic value alone.
