Anthony Edwards: Yes the disease, is coming. Its destroyed a lot, you heard about Orlando? Rene Russo: Yes, I heard. Dustin Hoffman: The important thing is that we maintain the integrity of the Battier-Scola Leadership Shield. It will protect this whole place. Anthony Edwards: He is right. THe shield allows us to ignore and not be effected by external forces. The shield keeps everything running. Dustin Hoffman: We must protect the shield! Rene Russo: Ok well, you guys work on the shield and I am going to Colorado. I have heard of a rare species of jungle cat there that carries an anecdote for the virus. (Exits) Anthony Edwards- Hopefully be anecdote she means young all star player, that in place of the virus could save us. Cuba Gooding JR (enters infirmary door, gasping for air) Captain, you'll never believe it, but the virus, is spreading. It seems to be dictating its own terms, where it will go and when. I thought we had it contained. Dustin Hoffman- I did too seargent. We must purge the virus now, somehow, dammit. At some point, these guys, its gonna get in their heads, give em the fever. Kyle Lowry gonna be bleeding out his eyeballs. Aaron brooks hands gonna swell up like a gorilla. There gonna be selfish zombies. There not gonna move, aint no life in em when they get the sickness. No spirit, their defenses will be weak and break. Cuba Gooding JR: Captain do you think this is the end of the world? (small moment of silence... Anthony Edwards drops to floor) Dustin Hoffman: He has passed out! Got the sickness, god damit, I told him to leave his bio-suit on! (Anthony Edwards moans like horse dying of poisoning, eyes look like they are peeing) screams: Show me the money! Cuba Gooding JR: We are all going to die.
LMAO. I love the originality of your take, even if I don't necessarily agree. I think many people don't appreciate what we've got in Battier and, especially, Scola. Unfortunately, the only way these folks might gain an appreciation of what these guys bring to the team is if they were traded. The Rockets' unexpected success this season, and in previous seasons when the stars went down with injury, isn't just because of some sort of magic, or all because of RA's coaching. I must say, though, more threads show show this kind of creativity. Love it!
