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[OUCH] Student cuts off own tongue and penis!

Discussion in 'BBS Hangout' started by rockHEAD, Sep 23, 2003.

  1. rockHEAD

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    Student cuts off penis and tongue after drinking hallucinogenic tea

    A student cut off his own penis and his tongue after drinking an infusion of the latest drugs craze to sweep Germany.

    The 18-year-old, only named as Andreas W, from Halle in Germany drank a tea made with the hallucinogenic angels' trumpet plants.

    His mother said: "Andreas was behaving normally the whole day until he left the house and disappeared into the garden for a couple of minutes."

    When he returned to the house he was wearing a towel wrapped around him and was bleeding heavily from his mouth and between his legs.

    The emergency doctor who arrived a few minutes later said the student had cut off his penis and his tongue with garden shears and it was impossible to reattach the organs.

    Dr Andreas Marneros, from the local psychiatric hospital the student was admitted to, said: "Andreas will have to receive psychological help for years. Tea from Angels' Trumpets is extremely dangerous as the drug cannot be dosed."

    Angels' Trumpets, known for their fragrant and trumpet shaped flowers, have increasingly become popular as an alternative drug in Germany.

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  2. A-Train

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    wow......where can I get some of that stuff?
     
  3. ima_drummer2k

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    I can relate. The same thing happened to me in college. It was...


    EDIT: Um...how do you delete a post?
     
  4. AroundTheWorld

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    In the other "drug use" thread it sounds like some people are kind of proud of taking drugs. Well, maybe this thread can serve you as a warning.
     
  5. Isabel

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    OK. Speaking of taking drugs. For those of you who use severely mind-altering substances, I would think about this example...
     
  6. Oski2005

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    What a tard. Drugs are bad, mmkay.
     
  7. mleahy999

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    That's some powerful stuff. I wonder what he cut off first.
     
  8. Baqui99

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    Poor kid. No pooper sex for him. :(
     
  9. bamaslammer

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    He probably listened to that Robin Williams standup monologue on the penis.....and decided to act on it. Funny thing is, it probably was talking back to him. That is some sick stuff and should serve as a cautionary tale for you youngsters on this board: don't do acid or any other kind of hallucinogins!
     
  10. B-ball freak

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    Sure, he can.
     
  11. Isabel

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    :eek:

    (I am laughing so hard right now... great post!)
     
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    HFS! Can this kid receive the Darwin Award or is that only to people who die?

    He should have just taken gasoline or paint thinner, then he could have saved himself some money.

    Why anyone would want to take things to make you hallucinate is beyond me. If life is that hard then I think there are other "methods" to cope than to take hallucinogenic drugs.
     
  14. A-Train

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    Actually, the Darwins go to anybody that either dies or isn't able to reproduce after their act of stupidity...So, unless this kid learns how to milk his own prostate, I think he's a viable candidate
     
  15. Baqui99

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    Please don't post such things ever again! :eek:
     
  16. B-ball freak

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    yeah, um.....sorry:(
     
  17. F.D. Khan

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    UUHhhh!

    This reminds me of another post from a few months ago in which a guy in Thailand was so drugged up he cut of his penis, fried it and ate it.

    You know what? Good riddence. People that idiotic need their line ended.
     
  18. finalsbound

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    Are all Germans named Andreas?
     
  19. KingCheetah

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    Always remember the golden rule of drug use: wear a mouthpiece, cup, and safety goggles. If you happen to be an even bigger idiot go ahead and get a helmet, kneepads, and shin guards as well.
     
  20. Mr. Mooch

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    From another thread:

    :D:D:D:D:D
     

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