Tmac = go to the hole, bucket, rim, or cup Yao = rebound your A off Battier = get agressive on offense Juwan = Hit the open shot Chuck = stop fouling so much, give a bucket when beaten Rafer = get a "Sam I Am" mid range game Luther = play a little D, stop the beeping sound of an 18 wheeler backing up Kirk = go to the hole, bucket, rim, or cup Bonzi = Get in shape JLIII = lower your shot attempts Deke = score when you're under the rim Novak = get stronger Vspan = develop some new moves (the same cross over every game) Jake = get traded for something
My turn T-Mac= hit shots Yao= hit shots Juwan= hit shots Chuck= make layups Rafer= Never take an attempt Luther= make 3s Kirk= dunk Bonzi= become spur killer jl3= never play deke= get 20 rebounds a game novak= work ur ass off vspan= work ur ass off jake = rot on the bench
Tmac = make shots, go to the hole Yao = rebound and block shots Battier = get agressive on offense Rafer = dont even take a shot, when you're open just drive and pass, just don't even look at the basket Luther = play some d and try and learn to pass Kirk = penetrate Bonzi = lower your turnovers and become spurs killer
I'm sorry, but I'm ashamed to admit that I don't understand the inside joke. I've heard this Sura fainting business a lot, but I have no idea where it's from. Can someone please explain where this Sura faint joke came from? Thanks.
It came from a joke thread, there was a joke translated from Chinese and the punchline was, "Sura falls in a faint."
Was it like a mistranslated joke or something (like the Lakers-Rockets war feelings... ultra-Lucas thread)? Sounds kinda odd for that to be a punchline. Sounds pretty random... I guess that's why it's funny haha.
T-Mac = Get to the rim Yao = Get more agressive on the offense (take more shots, show your teammates u want the ball) Battier = Keep on doing the same Juwan = Find the mid-range touch again Rafer = HIT THE OPEN 3 GOD DAMMIT Chuck = Just keep the ChuckWagon rolling Luther = Try to penetrate little more Snyder = Put on some posters!! Bonzi = Stop the lazyass-stuff and get back to work
Tmac = Be your normal self Yao = Be your normal self Rafer = Dont be your normal self CHucky = be your normal self Shane = Be your normal self
T-Mac = to the basket Yao = Godzilla, start getting ferocious Rafer = only shoot the 3ball, no teardrops please Chuck = continue to improve on catching passes Shane = stop passing up shots Juwan = hit those 16footers Mutombo = learn to catch Head = http://www.betterbasketball.com/basketball-dribbling-video/ Snyder = http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sVhUCU6UqJY Bonzi = stop eating apple turnovers, it shows on the court Lucas = slow down Jake = keep Yao's seat warm Novak = tie my laces Vspan = wipe the sweat from my armpits Sura = file those retirement papers or come back in the Finals with a Willis Reed-esque inspiration
Tmac - Be aggressive - drive every possession. create open shots for other teammates (w/ exception of rafer) if your jumper is not going in, DO NOT take 30 shots. Drive or pass. Yao - DUNK the ball hard, tear the rim off - don't layup Pull down the rebounds like you are fighting for your life. After you YANK them out of the air, wrap both arms around the ball as tightly as possible and swing your elbows wildly. If you get an offensive foul, at least you will have the satisfaction of taking someone's nose off their face. And they will be reluctant to get close next time. Rafer - bring it up court, pass the ball, and NEVER shoot the ball. and most of all, NEVER, NEVER, NEVER (think winston churchill) shoot the teardrop.
I think it is just tough to have a joke that is translated directly. So much of humor is language, you can't write a joke in one language and expect it to work in another. Here is the original joke:
