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Once and for all, what's all this about Chuck Norris

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  1. yo

    yo Member

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    Every other thread, there is a reference to Chuck Norris. Somebody tell me what this is all about already.
     
    #1 yo, Feb 7, 2006
  2. KaiSeR SoZe

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    Chuck Norris will kick your ass.
     
    #2 KaiSeR SoZe, Feb 7, 2006
  3. Preston27

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    Chuck Norris is going to roundhouse kick you into another galaxy for even questioning Chuck Norris.
     
    #3 Preston27, Feb 7, 2006
  4. RC Cola

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    Mostly started with this site:
    http://www.4q.cc/chuck/index.php?topthirty
    The Walker Texas Ranger lever thing on Conan played a part in that site I guess.

    BTW, here's what Master Chief looks like without his helmet:
    [​IMG]

    edit: If that site is giving you problems, try the cached version on Google (seach 30 facts Chuck Norris or something like that).
    edit2: Ah, they're working on the site. You can try this for now:
    http://66.111.201.60/chuck/index.php?topthirty
     
    #4 RC Cola, Feb 7, 2006
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  5. Nick

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    Chuck Norris used his hands and his feet, and he kicked and he punched with his hands and his feet...
     
    #5 Nick, Feb 7, 2006
  6. JamesC

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    I've been wondering the same thing. I've seen the same thing on other message boards.
     
    #6 JamesC, Feb 7, 2006
  7. Faos

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    #7 Faos, Feb 7, 2006
  8. macalu

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    the chuck norris bandwagon fell off a cliff a long time ago. i've always thought it was stupid to begin with.
     
    #8 macalu, Feb 7, 2006
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    2 seconds til...

    :D :D :D
     
    #9 pradaxpimp, Feb 7, 2006
  10. krnxsnoopy

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    chuck norris deez nutz!!
     
    #10 krnxsnoopy, Feb 7, 2006
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    chuck norris stops you from breathing you for your insolence.
     
    #11 Mr. Brightside, Feb 7, 2006
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    Chuck Norris was the 4th wise-man and gave Christ the gift of beard.
     
    #12 Svpernaut, Feb 7, 2006
  13. JamesC

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    That was a waste of my time. lol
     
    #13 JamesC, Feb 7, 2006
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    There are two types of people in this world. People who know Chuck Norris, and people who have been roundhouse kicked in the head by Chuck Norris.
     
    #14 nyquil82, Feb 7, 2006
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    you question chuck norris' relevance????



    :confused:
     
    #15 Hakeem06, Feb 7, 2006
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    at birth, chuck norris was given the choice of appearing in one of three forms: a fiery dragon of hell, a bold trojan warrior, or a golden lion with blood dripping from it's fangs.

    as he looked at these three beasts standing before him, he laughed at the request of the gods to choose from these options - he then proceeded to roundhouse kick them all in the head and put an end to their misery.

    now, whenever anybody sees a white person, lightning shocks shoot up their spine in the hope that it isn't chuck norris - the most feared form of all.
     
    #16 3814, Feb 7, 2006
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    Chuck Norris fought with Bruce Lee once, he is now God!
     
    #17 noize, Feb 7, 2006
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    I once saw Chuck Norris kill a man with a gummi worm because the guy looked at him wrong.
     
    #18 reggietodd, Feb 7, 2006
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    The Big Bang was caused by a Chuck Norris roundhouse kick to the galaxy's face.
     
    #19 VesceySux, Feb 7, 2006
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    Chuck norris picked up an HTML book once, then he read it in 30 seconds... then he picked up a MySQL book and learned to administer a database in 10 seconds... finally, he learned PHP in 5 seconds and in one, he made a BBS. You better be grateful that CHUCK NORRIS is still alive, otherwise you'd have to build a temple to honor his grave...
     
    #20 SwoLy-D, Feb 7, 2006
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