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Discussion in 'BBS Hangout' started by Dark Rhino, Apr 6, 2003.

  1. Dark Rhino

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    as in the movie; Just taking a break from the real world seriousness, but that movie was freaking hilarious. Although for my money, Will Ferrell had a propensity to show off his bod just a bit too much for my taste. It really is a guy kind of movie IMHO. :D

    Commentary gentlemen?
     
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    ****

    Balls
     
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    "You're, you're crazy. You're cool but you're crazy man."
     
  4. Dark Rhino

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    Therapist: "Frank, this is a safe place. A place where we can feel free sharing our feelings. Think of my office as a nest in a tree of trust and understanding. We can say anything here. "

    Frank: "Anything? Well, uh I guess I, deep down, am feeling a little confused. I mean, suddenly, you get married, and you're supposed to be this entirely different guy. I don't feel different. I mean, take yesterday for example. We were out at the Olive Garden for dinner, which was lovely. And uh, I happen to look over at a certain point during the meal and see a waitress taking an order, and I found myself wondering what color her underpants might be. Her panties. Uh, odds are they are probably basic white, cotton, underpants. But I sort of think well maybe they're silk panties, maybe it's a thong. Maybe it's something really cool that I don't even know about. You know, and uh, and I started feeling.....what? what I thought we were in the trust tree in the nest, were we not? "
     
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    One more quote just for grins...

    Mitch Martin: "True love is hard to find, sometimes you think you have true love and then you catch the early flight home from San Diego and a couple of nude people jump out of your bathroom blindfolded like a ******* magic show ready to double team your girlfriend... "
     
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    Frank: I told my wife I wouldn't drink tonight. Besides, I got a big day tomorrow. You guys have a great time.
    College Student: A big day? Doing what?
    Frank: Well, um, actually a pretty nice little Saturday. We're going to go to Home Depot. Yeah, buy some wallpaper, maybe get some chlorine... stuff like that. Maybe Bed, Bath, & Beyond. I don't know. I don't know if we'll have enough time.

    ...

    Woman: What are you doing?
    Frank: You tell anyone about this and I'll f***ing kill you! I'm kidding, I'm kidding. We'll return him tonight, honey.


    God, I love Will Farrell...
     
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    "I think what he's trying to say, folks, is that Love is Blind, man! Good thought, Mitch.:D

    My personal Favorite:

    Mitch: um, uh, gee, uh, excuse me... but my seatbelt seemms to, uh, not be working, uh, I believe it might be broken, uh, what do you recommend I do?

    Taxi Driver: I recommend you stop being such a f*****! Geez, you're in the back of a cab!
     

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