OK. This is just a test.... I am kinda known for making up horrible jokes. Since my first one went over so well (Boba Fett joke 2002) I'l tell another. This is oldie but a crappy. Q: What did King Tut say to Woody Allen? A: Mia Farrow Thank you, good night.
Not great, but getting better: John took his blind date to the carnival. "What would you like to do first, Kim?" asked the man. "I want to get weighed," said the girl. They ambled over to the weight guesser. He guessed 120 pounds. She got on the scale; it read 117 and she won a prize. Next the couple went on the ferris wheel. When the ride was over, John again asked Kim what she would like to do. "I want to get weighed," she said. Back to the weight guesser they went. Since they had been there before, he guessed her correct weight, and John lost his dollar. The couple walked around the carnival and again he asked where to next. "I want to get weighed," she responded. By this time, John figured she was really weird and took her home early, dropping her off with a handshake. Her roommate, Laura, asked her about the blind date, "How'd it go?" Kim responded, "Oh, Waura, it was wousy."
Jeez, my "informational" thread "The Bookie of Virtue " gets no replys in like 6 hours and my stupid joke gets 4 replys in 10 minutes. I guess I need to drink and post a lot more. Thanks for the guidence...
