Hey. I'm dreaming on a humid Spring nite, and I remember my parents and other people making fun of Hakeem when I was a kid. They said he looked like he was kissing when he shot. *SMOOCH* Why doesnt he do this any more? Does anyone else remember this or am I crazy? I may be crazy but im not rambling. I swear. Okay maybe just a little, but I remembered this and thought it was funny. Maybe Hakeem was embarassed so he hid his kissing and taught himself not to do it in public. Kind of like when you see funny people making facial expressions and gestures when they play their Sega Dreamcast and imagining all the trades and cool Rocket line-ups that they could have all in one sitting. Sure you can have Brian Grant and Othello Harrington Macbeth and Tom Dick Harrity, but is it going to happen, no. Maybe Hakeem spends all his kisses on his wife now. That would be alot of kisses though, so that would be unlikely. I mean, how many shots has he attempted all these years without kissing in public? That is a lot of kisses to make up. Maybe he kissed in the mirror every nite after the game in private. That would be a funny site to picture. Or maybe its some weird mental thing that helps to relieve his stress. No wonder he had that breathing problem this year! Houston, we have a solution to a problem. Hakeem needs to kiss when he shoots. Cmon, stop teasing him. You dont see people teasing Malone when he chants his dirty Mantra, or Horny when he slaps his head, or Regiie when he kicks his legs. And Olajuwon is a champion! He should kiss when he wants to DAMMIT! Hakeem Olajuwon should only come back if he is going to kiss when he shoots. KISS - THE - GLASS: The Hakeem farewell tour ___ . .] <0>] ------------------ Cato is 7 feet tall.
I think he did it more when he shot free throws. But, yeah, I remember. ------------------ I have a dream.........his name's Hakeem.
I have a dream... A Midsummer's Night Dream that John Wayne and Shakespeare were leading a bandwagon train of 12 studs along the dry dusty trail from Clutch City to 28 meat markets where they could trade them for any of numerous combinations of 336 other studs. It didn't work. While Shakespeare's errational orations of landing some Kobe beef for some Bull, and his romantic interludes of reminescing about Dream kisses and Sir Charles the stead were entertaining, his memories of Othello only made him madly jealous of LHutz's wife, so that every evening John Wayne would say, in his pioneering pragmatic way..."State your trade and move on...We are burning Bandwidth." ...get along little doggies.
Heyparter I think you might have just hurt LHUTZ feelings ... that is his EX-wife.. I think the only thing he was able to keep is that website of his , everything else is now hers..... ------------------ What now ?
Yeah I think he did too because I have an old basketball card of him shooting a free-throw and it does look like he is kissing. ------------------
HEY you donot talk about my ex wwife that HO without using DUKE'S PATENTED ACCEPTEBLE DESCRIPATIVES: Rule one she is always to be refered to as "DUKE's ex wife that ho". YOU MUST USE THAT pajoritive term!!!! Rule two, no Espanish. DUKE's ex wife that ho spoke fluerd Espanish and I donot like being REMINDED of when she would say Consiga sus patas que apestan maldecidas de mí, usted mono sucio. Rule three. Uhhhhh. Do not forget RULE 1. DUKE is very confused by this WHOLE thread. KISSING in a basketball game? MAYBE in NBA two ball, DUKE would not mind kissing that big chicker from the UTAH STARS, but not in the NBA! ALTOUGH DUKE must admit that Muggsie Boguers is kind of cute. ------------------ A HOUSE is not a HOME if it is ON FIRE.
Hmmm, NO! Hakeem will not kiss Muggy Boogers durng gametime. But maybe if he thinks of "DUKE's ex wife that ho", he shall become in the mood. Dont you guys see? Hakeem is almost 7 footsies tall. In order for this team to be effective he must grow a couple of inches and avg 35.7ppg13.345rebpergametime800blocks orsoands3stlpgnoapletunoverandsoupforyouandatleast12kissespergame. Am I the only one who can see this? Hakeem needs to kiss again or he can just kiss his kisser goodbye and go home to kiss his wife. KISS - THE - GLASS: The Hakeem farewell tour ___ . .] <0>] ------------------ Cato is 7 feet tall.
What made that phase of Hakeem's shot even better was he stood slightly bow-legged as he puckered up and attempted the FT. Scary sight. But none was scarier than Derrick Chievous and his gaping maw. (No, Hutz, that wasn't a reference to his ma, I said "maw".) ------------------ ?
I thought Allen Leavell's side of the head toss was pretty scary ------------------ I had amnesia once or twice.
See... that's his problem. Someone said something, he got self concious... ------------------ Stay Cool...
Jamaal Wilkes with his corkscrew, whirly-bird free throw shot was pretty scary, too. ------------------ ?
