Certainly gives a new spin to "all rise" when the judge enters the court. http://drudgereport.com/flash9o.htm Oklahoma's 'Penis Pump Judge' hit with 3 felonies Fri Jan 21 2005 08:43:05 ET Former Creek County District Judge Donald D. Thompson was charged Thursday with three felony counts of indecent exposure in the courthouse where he served almost 23 years. Thompson, 58, made his initial court appearance on the charges shortly before 5 p.m. and was released on his own recognizance pending a preliminary hearing March 22. District Attorney Richard L. Smothermon, the special prosecutor appointed by Oklahoma Attorney General Drew Edmondson, did not object to Thompson's release on his own recognizance. TULSA WORLD reports the indecent exposures are alleged to have occurred on May 13, Aug. 22 and Sept. 11, 2003, in Thompson's chambers or in his courtroom during civil or criminal trials. Smothermon filed the felony counts after more than four months of investigating allegations that Thompson used a penis pump or masturbated while on the bench or in his chambers. Each count carries a punishment of 30 days to 10 years in prison and/or fines of $500 to $20,000. http://story.news.yahoo.com/news?tm...3&u=/nm/20050121/od_nm/odd_judge_penispump_dc OKLAHOMA CITY (Reuters) - A former state judge, who allegedly used a sex toy called a penis pump in court, was charged with three felony counts of indecent exposure by Oklahoma authorities on Thursday. Former Judge Donald Thompson, 58, pleaded not guilty in the Creek County District Court in the northeastern Oklahoma town of Sapulpa. If convicted, Thompson could face up to 10 years in prison for each count. At the courthouse on Thursday, Thompson was taken to a backroom where he provided a DNA sample to authorities. Last year, a court reporter who worked for Thompson was fired after she said she saw the judge masturbate and use the penis pump during hearings. Other witnesses claimed they saw Thompson use the pump in court. Thompson stepped down in August after the allegations came to light and the state attorney general acted to remove him from the bench. Officials searched Thompson's courtroom and chambers, and performed tests on carpet, a chair, a trash can and the judge's robe. A preliminary hearing has been scheduled for March 22.
The Judge, although initially embarrassed, stated "The uphold the law, one must take the law into his own hands sometimes"
Erection Sustained. "One book, Swedish Enlarger Pumps and You : This Sort of Thing is My Bag, Baby by Austin Powers"
10 years for jerking off? I, and most other guys, would be serving multiple life sentences by now. p*rn is a multibilion dollar business. I do manage not to do it in public, which is better I suppose (my self-control, not doing it in public). This reminds me of the kid who went to my (parochial) high school that was stroking it to the hottie history teacher.
they said he was doing it during hearings and such. how the hell no one noticed i'm not sure. kind of gives new meaning to judicial hearing. oh wait...no, no it doesn't.
