http://members.ebay.com/aw-cgi/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewUserPage&id=62664034 I'm thinking of bidding on this just so I can beat the life out of her with a disease infected spike.
What the hell did Linda do to piss you off exactly? Was it the stuff she said about Mia? You know she's just jealous and she wants you all to herself.
"Hey, Nomar, ya big flirt! Tee hee. I know what you mean by your diseased little spike -- nothing a condom won't take care of. I do like younger men, so please bid!"
What did she do to piss me off? She single-handedly ruins entire shows of Sportscenter, which happens to be one of the only shows I watch on TV. Her condescending voice makes me want to take a piledriver to my genitals. And she knows absolutely nothing about sports. And she is ugly and mannish and doesn't deserve to be on TV. Need more?
OMG, the funniest part is that B'Bob is absolutely nailing the way she talks. I can totally hear her in my head. She is drowning out the other voices that tell me to kill...
Sorry, Nomar. It was just too easy. I actually agree with you about Cohn being a pathetic TV entity. Except I wouldn't beat her with a diseased spike or use a piledriver on my own genitalia as a response -- that's just me. And anyway, against my better judgment, I never retired.
Nomar, perhaps you can cast a spell on her and if she chases after you, you can escape to the House of Elrond and have your good looking elf friend shoot her with arrows.
You really are inane aren't you. I liked the Silmarillion. I liked the Return of the King. I did not enjoy any of Tolkien's other works. I did not enjoy either of the Lord of the Rings movies. Yes, you somehow persist in your belief that I am a Tolkien fanatic. I do know alot about Tolkien. That is because I am obsessive. When I like something, I go all out and find out everything I can about it. When I read the Silmarillion, I decided to know everything I could about Tolkien's work. It does not mean that I play Dungeons and Dragons, or dress in wizard costumes or whatever else it is that you claim. You on the other hand, are a white person who wants very badly to be a black person. You try to be somebody you are not. You spend time making 'freestyle rap disses' to combat fellow BBS poster 'The Truth'. How... cool of you. Homie.
uhhhh. ok... sure whatever you say dawg. Don't make me bust my gatt all up over you. Go play Halo for 7 hours straight with the username "Dune&CreedRULZ" you bipolar piece of regenerated vampire flesh.
