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[Officially unofficial] Divisional Round: Texans @ Ravens Thread

Discussion in 'Houston Texans' started by FishBulb913, Jan 15, 2024.

  1. Marshall Bryant

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    I went through and added 1-2 wins for Coach, FA, draft and even for schedule. But I do plead guilty of believing the Texans were turning it around. I had the benefit of not watching from 2016 to the 2023 draft simulators and thereby missing much of the drama which jaded many.
     
  2. MadMax

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    FELLAS I’M SOOOO PUMPED FOR THIS GAME :)
     
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  3. MadMax

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    THAT’S ABSOLUTELY INSANE. I don’t care who you give credit for it to….owner…GM…your auntie…whoever…if we were looking ahead 12 months ago, we nailed Head Coach…we nailed QB1…we nailed Will….and we won a division we weren’t given a tinker’s ass chance of winning.

    But you’re absolutely right…that’s my coach!
     
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  5. Buck Turgidson

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    All I wanted was a Pepsi, and they wouldn't give it to me!...!...?

    JUST ONE PEPSI !!!
     
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    Lamar Jackson post season
    1-3 Record
    68.3 QB Rating
    4 Total TDs (3 pass, 1 rush)
    7 Total Turnovers (5 Ints, 2 Fumbles)

    He's been an abject disaster.

    I expect more of the same vs the Texans.

    17-30
    178 yds
    0 TD
    1 Int
    3 sacks
    55 yds Rushing
     
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  7. Buck Turgidson

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    I'd go easy on all that.
     
  8. Fulgore

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    JJ sounds like he wants to join the swarm next season
     
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    I wouldn't doubt Lamar because of his past playoff records. This year, Lamar is a different player and with his best team ever.
     
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  10. Buck Turgidson

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    2 seconds left, Texans down by 2, 4th and an inch at the goal line...

    BoB Slowik sends in JJ wearing a Battle Red Letterman Jacket to line up at half back....
     
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    Wilfork too?! Maybe Cushing since he looks like he can still lay the wood.
     
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  12. Buck Turgidson

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    Good call, Wilfork's the FB, Cushing's the TE/HB

    Got 'em right where we want 'em.
     
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    There’s actually more follow up to that episode. Really good stuff starts at the 26:20 mark.

     
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    Someone, show this to CJ
     
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    Elvin Bethea may be available.
     
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    I don't think so.
     
  17. Buck Turgidson

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    ****...gonna run the wishbone now

    "#79, Childress, has reported as an eligible receiver"
     
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    Video Unavailable
     
  19. Uprising

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    I missed this when they first released it....

    Houston Texans produced video with Brian Cushing as the HYPE MAN.

     
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  20. Uprising

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    Click watch on YouTube and it works
     
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