[Official] World Series Phillies vs. Astros

Fun fact: The Philadelphia River is one of few that has a tide

Funner fact: Astros win the WS?

 

46 pitches in 4 innings? Astros are cooked.

 

Because we don't have five runs on the scoreboard like last time

 

THis is some weak sauce hitting. Come on!

 

Alvarez has been brutally terrible

 

Yordan has lost his hitting ways

 

I don't get this sentiment. Scoring runs from way behind on the road against a raucous crowd. Yeah you put it on the offense but Lance ****ed us.

We only scored like 2-3 runs in every game vs the Mariners except game 1.

 

Alvarez really just going to choke his ass off in the ALCS and WS….

Those hands must be fooked

 

Just living that 0-2 life.

 

Alvarez is nothing but an automatic out

 

Yordan has been pretty terrible since the Mariners series.

 

He hasn't been right since the Seattle series. I think he's been figured out pretty good here.

 

Alvarez still a no show

 

Yordan w/ that weak ass grounder. COme on man Gotta punish Ranger this inning

 

Well when one team has a 4ft x 4ft strike zone and the other has a 2ft x 2ft and is throwing XXL beach balls out there, it’s hard to get a pitch to hit

 

This game is boring.

 

F U Smoltz

 

Almost, Bregs. Almost.

 

“You wanna put these astros hitters away as soon as you can and not let them back in this game”

WTF

It’s official - I’m watching this bullshiiit on MUTE

 

These are lousy ground ball outs