"It's Dusty's fault that Bregman knocked up his wife around Thanksgiving! He should have waited!' - CF poster.
By season's end (crossing fingers): .280 Altuve .300 Brantley .270 Bregman .310 Alvarez DH/LF .270 Mancini LF/DH/1B .260 Tucker .260 Gurriel 1B/DH .280 Vasquez .260 Pena That's a championship hitting lineup