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Discussion in 'Houston Astros' started by Castor27, May 19, 2023.

  1. Tomstro

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    Until your last sentence, I was definitely confused. Then I was like “oh of course they do”. I’ve seen hot girls with almost every type. Schlubby is the new “dad bod”. Funny has always worked well.
     
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    This is what om saying! the internet told me if any dude says he's exactly 6'0 he's probably 5'9 or 5'10, lol

    The only girls that are really worried about height are the 5'10 and up girls and they probably dont care that much if the chaRIZZma is there.
     
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    look at you out here using gen z terminology lol
     
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  6. DreamShook

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    Im hip.. too hip to be square.

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  7. Houstunna

    Houstunna The Most Unbiased Fan
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    Agreed 100

    Not saying any one thing is needed (sans confidence), but certain attributes help greatly. All my cousins are short, and they were mostly womenizers. Married now though.

    How bout dem Stros ?!!! (throwing in some baseball)
     
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    Subliminal Abreu diss

    Should've signed Rizzo (yeah he wanted Yankees, I know)
     
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  9. Fulgore

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    Mike Piazza must have been the catcher
     
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  10. BMoney

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    Settle down, dude.
     
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    Abreu. I didn't want to believe it, but the dude looks done. I mean, damn, there's just nothing there.
     
  13. whiskeyred

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    W’s baby
     
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    The worst you play, the more you play I guess.

     
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    When you go from 15-30 with a one armed opening day first baseman, all the interviews had the vibe of "lucky to be here".. don't blame them for that
     
  16. lnchan

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    Dusty is on a mission to kill the confidence of Chas and Diaz
     
  17. Major

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    Kind of like he destroyed Chas' confidence last year so much that he made critical plays both with the bat and in the field in the postseason.
     
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  18. Major

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    Never mind that Chas was injured for most of the games he missed. He's only had one off day - yesterday - since his return when he was healthy.
     
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    Looks like bregman's 6'0" where he's actually 5'10" but bullshitted his way in cleats.
     
  20. Tuckmose

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    Love it when the pitching is so good that 90% of the time it covers for all of Baker's questionable lineups.

    Julks is even more egregious than Straw IMO, at least Myles was a really good defensive CF, while Julks can't hit at all and plays the corners on this team.

    As for all the Maldy haters, with his two errant throws to 2nd, Dusty announced that he'll be playing even more as "With the schedule the way it is and how we're playing and how we're winning, I feel Maldy has a direct correlation between us winning and Maldy catching."

    Expect Diaz' at bats to dry up even more.
     
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