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Officer, I Didn't Notice That Hobo Impaled In My Windshield

Discussion in 'BBS Hangout' started by bamaslammer, Oct 20, 2005.

  1. bamaslammer

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    This is a true story that happened in St. Pete yesterday. The local news dorks have got to be loving this. Hurricane Wilma and now this!

    Windshield Impales, Kills Man In Hit-Run
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    By ANTHONY McCARTNEY amccartney@tampatrib.com

    Published: Oct 20, 2005


    ST. PETERSBURG -- Police were investigating a hit-and-run late Wednesday that involved a homeless man impaled on a sedan windshield.

    The driver was stopped at the southbound Interstate 275 tollbooth of the Sunshine Skyway, police said.

    The man had been hit more than three miles away at 46th Avenue South and 34th Street South, police said. He apparently was struck by the car while crossing 34th Street. The impact severed one leg and wedged him through the windshield.

    Shortly before 8:30 p.m., the car pulled into a middle tollbooth lane where motorists pay $1 to cross the bridge.

    Police said the driver was detained and an a ambulance was called. The driver, identified only as an elderly man, was taken to a hospital.

    The dead man is thought to have been a transient, police said.

    It was unclear whether the driver would be charged.

    Two toll lanes were closed as police investigated the crash, with the car covered by a white sheet. Traffic used the other lanes.

    Officers examined evidence where the man was struck. A white sheet covered the leg, and an officer collected two mismatched shoes.


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  2. AstroRocket

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    Wow this crazy. Didn't this same thing happen before with a women who hit a guy then left him lodged in her windshield for days while her car was parked in her garage until he finally died?
     
  3. Svpernaut

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    Yeah, she went home, parked the car in the garage, got drunk, had sex with her boyfriend and did some cocaine with him stuck in the windshield.
     
  4. Smokey

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    I remember watching her trial on Court TV.

    The guy's son forgave her. A prisoner saw this and started a fund to raise money to send victims children to school. The guy's son was the first "award" recipient.
     
  5. Sonny

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    Anyone remember Creepshow 2 the movie? The story of the rich lady hitting the guy and dragging him under her car?
     
  6. pradaxpimp

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    that was an episode of csi once
     
  7. KingCheetah

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    This thread got me thinking so I went out and checked my car ~ thankfully no one was stuck in the windshield.
     
  8. RunninRaven

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    I'm pretty sure CSI got the idea from the actual story. The thing that sickened me the most about that whole story was when the lady came back into her garage and profusely apologized to the guy (who was still alive and lucid) for everything, but still refused to get him any help at all. The freaking guy was pleading for his life...
     
  9. firecat

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    "Thanks for the ride Lady!"

    That Creepshow was good. My brother and I still say that every now and then.
     
  10. giddyup

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    Did you look in the back? :rolleyes:
     
  11. RocketMan Tex

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    Hey welcome back bama! Where ya been hiding at?
     
  12. bamaslammer

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    Dodging hurricanes, dealing with a new baby, starting a new business. Busy, busy, busy....
     
  13. RocketMan Tex

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    Well, I have a little experience with the first one! :D

    Welcome back & stay safe from this Wilma beeeyotch!
     
  14. bamaslammer

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    All of my relatives from NOLA either lost their homes or got flooded. I spent a week helping my cousin rip all the sheetrock out of the first floor of his Garden District house. Awful stuff. My family down in Bayou La Batre lost their homes as well in the worst flood ever to hit the town. Our house has been slammed with relatives and now we evacuated.
     
  15. bamaslammer

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    This story from the St. Pete Times even has a map explaining what happened. The driver thought the body fell from the sky!?

    ST. PETERSBURG - A 93-year-old motorist struck and killed a pedestrian Wednesday evening, then drove about 3 miles with the body lodged in the windshield until he was stopped at a Sunshine Skyway tollbooth.

    The driver told officers he thought the body had fallen from the sky, said St. Petersburg police Officer Mike Jockers.

    "He had no idea he had been involved in an accident," Jockers said. "He doesn't totally understand what happened."

    The crash occurred about 8:30 p.m. when the 52-year-old pedestrian attempted to cross 34th Street S from east to west near 46th Avenue S, witnesses told police.

    The pedestrian made it across two of the southbound lanes before he was hit by a 2002 Chevy Malibu, which was traveling about 45 mph, police said.

    The impact severed the pedestrian's lower right leg, which remained in the street. His head and arms went through the windshield, while the rest of his body flipped up onto the roof of the car, Jockers said.

    "The driver continued southbound, as the eyewitness said, like nothing happened," Jockers said.

    As the car approached the toll plaza, the toll taker thought it was a prank, until he saw the blood.

    When the driver stopped, the body fell into the car, Jockers said.

    A veteran traffic investigator, Jockers said it was one of the most gruesome scenes he has worked.

    Neither the name of the driver nor the name of the victim was released Wednesday.

    The victim had been living in a motel on 34th Street S. Friends said he had been trying to get to McDonald's for a bite to eat, Jockers said.

    The driver, who lives in Pinellas Park, told police that he was headed home. Pinellas Park, however, is miles in the opposite direction.

    "Obviously, he was confused," Jockers said. "Incredibly confused."

    The driver was taken to Bayfront Medical Center for evaluation.

    He will probably not face criminal charges, as he appeared unaware that he had been involved in an accident, Jockers said.

    -- Times staff writer Graham Brink contributed to this report.


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  16. Sonny

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    Exactly! That's the quote I was trying to remember. Thanks. :D
     
  17. codell

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    ME: "Hey officer, I was unaware that the speed limist was only 35"

    OFFICER: "Well then, I can't rightfully give you a ticket then. You can go now. Have a nice day."



    I can understand the guy is 93, probably a little senile ......but how can you be aware enough to drive and not aware enough to notice a one legged, bleeding hobo stuck in your windshield? :eek:
     
  18. The Real Shady

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    [​IMG]

    JERRY: Leo, I saw you hit a guy.
    LEO: Oh, they don't care. We all do it.
    JERRY: Who, criminals?
    LEO: Senior citizens. No big deal.
    JERRY: You could get arrested.
    LEO: Arrested? Come on! I'm an old man. I'm confused! What's my name? Will you take me home?
     
  19. codell

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    CLASSIC!

    Thanks. You just made my morning.

    :D
     
  20. Cesar^Geronimo

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    Wow!!!

    What a statement for mandatory drivers tests after you reach a certain age.
     

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