My dog (Odie Potter, daughter named him that) has been a rather difficult one to potty train, but as of late I have been letting him out on the porch to use the restroom, clean it up, voila! He understands that he is supposed to be doing this outside now, which is great! Well, I have noticed recently that he does not poop when he goes out there, then I will put his leash on and take him outside the apartment, and he wont go....which is frustrating the hell out of me. Well, I have been trying to figure out what is wrong with him, and I found out today. There is a crevice between me and my neighbors porch, and he has been going over there for about 5 days now and ****ting on their porch. These people never go out on their porch at all, but I am afraid they will soon and find a mine field of dog ****. My question to you guys is this, should I hop the balcony, trespass on their property, clean it up, beat the **** out of the dog so he never does it again (just kidding), or should I just go knock on their door and tell them. This is really hard to type without laughing, my co-workers are looking at me funny.