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Ode to Fat Elvis

Discussion in 'Houston Texans' started by Another Brother, Oct 19, 2005.

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  1. Another Brother

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    A legend is seems is beginning to grow

    He started an Owl and now a Stro.

    No song to sing, no grinding pelvis...

    Our hero looms large and called Fat Elvis



    He speaks kinda funny and runs kinda slow,

    But can hit tall buildings with one single blow.

    His style is rather country, his play is big city

    He speaks with a twang, but in a weird way witty.



    Pitchers know of Fat Elvis and his legendary crush,

    Steals very few bases, with no ability to rush.

    He’s the man you want batting with the game on the line,

    He can break the hearts of many, at any given time.



    He runs like a barrel, head tilted to the side.

    His tongue sometimes dangles, after giving it a ride.

    His waist size is forty and his hat size is eight

    His beard is filled with evidence from a fish stick dinner plate.



    Fat Elvis is the hero to many girl, boy, woman and man,

    He treats them to the long ball each and every time he can.

    His is a switch hitter, but only at the plate

    The only gay thing about him is the big booty that he shakes.



    “Three-two is the pitch; hide your women and children…”



    Our Beloved Fat Elvis has again left the building.
     
    #1 Another Brother, Oct 19, 2005
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    I work with Texan Elvis, you know the guy at the games.
     
    #4 pgabriel, Oct 19, 2005
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    Why do I even bother starting threads?
     
    #5 wrath_of_khan, Oct 19, 2005
  6. Another Brother

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    How dare you mock my genius. :mad: :eek:
     
    #6 Another Brother, Oct 19, 2005
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    And you now have the title for your new CD! :D
     
    #7 weakfromtoday, Oct 19, 2005
  8. Another Brother

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    Not bad...hmmm
     
    #8 Another Brother, Oct 19, 2005
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    That will only work if the cover picture is you pointing at your crotch with a quizzical look at the camera.
     
    #9 Rocket104, Oct 19, 2005
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    It would be great if you could throw in a "twinkie power" reference in there
     
    #11 Ollie, Oct 20, 2005
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