Based on this year's draft, and our past ten year history, Rudy and CD just don't have a clue as to how to build a professional basketball team. All that scouting time, the money wasted on video tape, the 90 hour work weeks - it was just a facade, man! For shame! Les should just fire them all. Then (and the plot thickens) all of us knowledgeable Clutch BBSers can pool our money (beer money, lunch money, doesn't matter - it all adds up), but the team and run it the way we think it should be run. Of course, we might have to have a Last Man, or Woman, Standing match to see who gets to be GM and coach. Or maybe we just take turns, draw straws, just do something creative. From what we've seen, it doesn't take much basketball knowledge or experience to get 12 men/boys, all with monumental egos, to work as a team. In fact, let's just find the 12 most athletic guys we can - doesn't matter if they can work as a team - as long as they can jump and run and shake 'n bake, just pick five and throw them into the game. Damn the salary cap - there are plenty of loopholes we can slip through - and if a guy scores 20 one night and 2 the next, we'll just ship him off to the CBA. After all, there are tons of guys just drooling for the opportunity to play in the NBA. Think about it: fans are queued up to pay $300/seat to watch pro ball; we'll just convince them that playground ball is worth that kind of bread. Isn't it amzing how simple this thing can be? Of course, we'd have to shut down Clutch City so that no one could criticize us. Or maybe take our ball away and not let us play. ------------------ "Who Wants To Be A Rocket?" - and probably a millionaire as well. The off-season will be interesting!
In the words of Southpark's own....Stan: "Cartman, (long pause) what the hell are you talking about?" ------------------ HOOP-T ------------------
gee where have I heard this before... o yeah, after every draft for the last 10 years. ------------------
Every draft in the last ten years has proven they don't know what they're doing? They can't build a basketball team? Correct me if i'm wrong, but didn't Rudy and CD draft Robert Horry and Sam Cassell, two important pieces to 2 championships? If you think these guys can't build a team (based on the last ten years), then nobody but the Bulls front office can because they're the only team with more championships. ------------------
You should have included the [sarcasm]...[/sarcasm] tags.. ------------------ "I wanna eat his children."
At first I was concerned about this deal. And then I realized I'm just an ******* with an internet connection. ------------------
