Obama tries to explain his failure in achieving more bipartisanship

No, no, you're wrong. Had Obama spent less time being a parent and more time backslapping Republican lawmakers at the various places where they are known to congregate such as Northern Virginia Atlas Society meetings, the shooting range in the basement of the headquarters of the NRA and DuPont Circle gay bars then it naturally follows that these Republicans would not have been traitorous, obstructionist pricks.

 

TJ might be an illegal immigrant - we should make sure to check his ID.

 

Surely you don't think that "hiatus" = "deportation"...

¡Que mal!

 

Now the pieces come together. TJ may not even be in this country.