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[Obama] Could you beat him 1-on-1?

Discussion in 'BBS Hangout' started by countingcrow, Nov 12, 2008.

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  1. countingcrow

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  2. RocketsMac

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    every time I hear the guy "commentating", I remember this:

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    :D
     
  3. droxford

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    "Boom goes the dynamite".... it never gets old.
     
  4. BmwM3

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    LOL, that's so wrong. "He passes to the guy and, boom goes the dynamite." That happened to me a couple of times in junior high when I had to do a speech. I would just laugh and the whole class would laugh with me.

    And I'm pretty sure I can beat Obama in 1 on 1.
     
  5. bladeage

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    I would seriously hand Obama his ass on the court.

    Anyone who tucks their shirt into their sweatpants would get dunked on, and I can't even dunk.
     
  6. rimrocker

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    I'm bigger and stronger and slower. I would walk the ball down to the post and punish him. I would not let him in close to the basket and make him shoot from the outside. of course, we're the same age, so...

    The question should really be... if you were 47, could you beat him?
     
  7. Ziggy

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    Every clip I see of him playing basketball looks like the defense is letting him do what he wants. I guess I would bend over for too.
     
  8. Dr of Dunk

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    You know "change has come" when people talk trash about how they'd beat the President-elect on a basketball court... :D
     
  9. Angkor Wat

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    Yeah right, Obama would school you fools so hard that you would stop playing basketball for the rest of your life.
     
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    Obama looks like someone who would play for Duke.
     
  11. Kam

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    Sweat pants?



    I'd beat him. His moves look herky jerky. Plus, I am a good shot blocker. Seriously, ask people on the board.
     
  12. Franchise3

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    He plays pretty good...

    ...for a 47-year old.
     
  13. finalsbound

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    Remember!--I already have dibs on guarding him. :)
     
  14. Kam

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    Yes, only if that small off chance he comes by to a game with us.
     
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    I would beat him so badly that I'd be arrested for treason.
     
  16. Giant9erRocket

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    You guys are all talk.... anyone have youtube clips of themselves playing basketball against other scrubs? That way we can judge you to see if you can really beat obama.
     
  17. Ikorose

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    Rafer+Head+Francis for Obama

    Get it done Morey.
     
  18. rocketsjudoka

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    The question is would the Secret Service let you play Obama physical?

    Speaking of playing politicians I tried to get Paul Wellstone a few months before he died to stop by my Judo Club. He declined to work out but said he would love to come watch. He never made it.

    I was also trying to lobby to get Putin to come and visit my Judo club on one of his summit meetings. I don't know about beating Obama in basketball but it would be tough to beat Putin Judo.
     
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    <object width="425" height="344"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/meqS9hKY2u4&hl=en&fs=1"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/meqS9hKY2u4&hl=en&fs=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" width="425" height="344"></embed></object>

    I got skills.
     
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    :eek:
     

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