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Oakley's Hit List

Discussion in 'Houston Rockets: Game Action & Roster Moves' started by pcheung, Mar 19, 2004.

  1. pcheung

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    Who should JVG sic Thumper on first? Let's plan the month of March:

    Give Oak a mulligan tonight, maybe just a little forearm shiver if Dampier gets too physical with Yao. I say start with the Kings and Divac on Sunday. When Divac flops, have Oak help him get to the ground a little faster. :cool:

    Next - Portland, a knee to to groin stops Mighty Mouse from A) Coming into the lane and B) Peeing in anymore cups.

    Toronto: Bosh, no more 4th quarter/OT heroics, teenager. Just help his lanky, malnourished self into the basket stanchion going for a rebound.

    Memphis: Give Pau something appropriate to whine about.

    Milwaukee: Serving his suspension for messing up Pau's face.

    Minnesota: KG's got no cushion up top. Once upside the head to let him know it'll be a loooong first round series. (Oh, and punk Madsen while you're at it.)

    That's March.
    Besides game-to-game, I want to see Oakley bang on Malone, not Shaq when we play the Lakers. And have him switch onto Najera on defense against the Mavs. We'll see how "active" Eddie continues to be on Yao.

    Who do you want Oakley to thug for us? We've taken dirty play from a lot of teams over the years... it's payback time.
     
  2. NBAsticker

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    Don't expect a retired NBA player too much. With JVG's philosophy, ROX is going to the wrong way. JVG would kill this team in a couple of years.
     
  3. verse

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    :confused:
    my head hurts...
     
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    Not a bad list to start from. :D :D :D
     
  5. pcheung

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    My overall list: Old Debts come due

    Arroyo and Kirilenko - Sins of the father.
    Cheryl Ford - Detroit Shock... subcontract Tina Thompson.
    Dan Dickau - Went to Gonzaga.
    Daddy Malone - One of the fathers. (Your family is not safe.)

    Najera - the Mavs AND OU? :mad:
    Bradley - Your owner spoke out of turn.

    Nate McMillan - You should have stayed away.

    Brian Grant - The hair, yank the hair.
    Caron - Paul Pierce? #1 Pick? Put you out of your misery.
    Wade - Riley's favorite.

    Walter McCarty - The heart and soul of the Celtics. For '86.

    Tim Duncan - "Is PAIN worth an expression?" and "You should never have been a Spur." and "The Rear-Admiral does not deserve the same # of rings as Dream."

    Kobe, Amare - Smirk this.

    JVG, Ewing, Jackson, Spoon - Now we can have a BBQ.

    Self - seppuku: we'll call it even with NYK.
     
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    longrangesniper,

    Please post your thoughts. This seems right up your alley. :cool:
     
  7. Uprising

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    Well, Oak did say Yao doesn't have to worry about Shaq anymore. The new Policeman is in town.
     
  8. hikanoo49

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    does anyone know if the Oak Tree is playing tonight?

    i have a poster of Oakley back in the late 80s. Its when he was on the bulls and it says Oak Tree on it. I cant wait for the playoffs.
     
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    and fans are slowly dying now...
     
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    will someone care to translate this?
     
  11. smoothie

    smoothie Jabari Jungle

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    I'll try: Originally posted by NBAsticker -
    "Don't expect a retired NBA player too much." = dont expect a retired nba player to do too much for us.


    "With JVG's philosophy, ROX is going to the wrong way. " = JVG's philosophy of vet's geting the job done is the opposite of what we need.


    "JVG would kill this team in a couple of years. " = JVG will run us into the ground in a couple of years because we are relying on 40 year olds.
     
  12. forebay

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    If Rox becomes a Malone/Utah team. it's not my rox no more.

    say no to hit list.
     
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    can anyone name some fights like Oakleys been in?

    The only one i remember is with Barkely.
     
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    actually KG has a weaker lower body. some espn guy said most post players can back him down easily.
     
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    LOL, that's some funny stuff.:D

    The one I hate most is Eddie, old Oak is going to give him something to digest.
     
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    Richard Jefferson, Kenny Thomas.
     
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    :D :D :D
     
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    I'd like to see him knock Mark "mad dog" Madsen silly. He gets away with a lot of dirty hits. Also Eduardo Najera is an elbow player-hard dirty hits. Pop them both hard.
     
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    I have a feeling that the first guy that Oakley is going to whack is Steve Francis. I don't know why, it's just a hunch.
     
  20. FranchiseBlade

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    Oak could do us all a favor and take himself out.
     

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