[NY Daily News] Isiah Thomas predicts a title (Under his charge)

Maybe he will be mopping the floors after the games or something.

 

Honestly, you're right he's going to end up spending the rest of his life in a padded room.

I don't know what's worse, his deteriorating mental state or James Dolan's overall lack of intelligence. Take your pick on that one.

 

bawahahahahahahahahhhaahhahahahaahaha

 

Jarred Jeffries for MVP!

 

ISIAH is out of his mind...

 

When the Knicks get to the second round of the playoffs in 2029, Isaiah will be on TV explaining how his plan is taking shape...

 

Then they will be perfectly positioned for a great 2030 run, as most of their albatross contracts will end then as well.

 

Because of our knowledge of what will happen to mankind,
the resistance forced Skynet to hire Isiah Thomas as their Chief Executive, thus ensuring that humans will be safe and the Eddy Curry-bots were too lazy to fight the resistance in the future.

 

Being birthed with a silver spoon hasn't benefited the Dolan family tree; being handed a silver spoon (time and time and time again) hasn't kept the Zekester from gagging on it big time.

Dolan, the junior, was earlier cited as having said that if (WHEN?) Thomas is canned he'll make IT go to court to get anything from his contract.

Nobody, n-o b - o - d - y deserves less than Jimmy...except maybe Isaih?

 

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Lyrics:

I used to think Isiah was just lazy,
Or just a guy who's had some rotten luck,
But now it's clear he's clinically crazy,
So I can say it's obvious he sucks,

Cause he says the Knicks are going to win a title,
And he's going to leave a lasting legacy,
But he's missing some components that are vital,
Like players who will play for more than me,

Isiah must be suffering from some form of dyslexia,
That's causing him to read the scoreboard wrong,
He must think New York is winning while they're always getting crushed,
And his championship plan is going strong,
Spike Lee and Chris Rock can afford to waste their money,
But what about the average New York fan,
Everybody but James Dolan seems to think it isn't funny,
While they're watching the Isiah Thomas 25 year rebuilding plan,

Isiah says he wants to leave a blueprint,
To show teams in the future how to play,
But one day our kids will ask us where the Knicks went,
And we'll say Isiah took the team away,

Now I won't question who is on the court or starting,
Cause I'm quite sure I've already said enough,
To merit an ejection from the Garden,
Where free speech is all that's getting stuffed,

Isiah must be suffering from some form of dyslexia,
That's causing him to read the scoreboard wrong,
He must think New York is winning while they're always getting crushed,
And his championship plan is going strong,
Spike Lee and Chris Rock can afford to waste their money,
But what about the average New York fan,
Everybody but James Dolan seems to think it isn't funny,
While they're watching the Isiah Thomas 25 year rebuilding plan ...

 

That was long, long overdue.

 

http://www.nypost.com/seven/0104200...we_dont_have_what_it_takes_for_tit_431124.htm

 

He is getting more and more insane as the days roll by. It's like a terrible auto accident. It's gruesome...but I can't look away...

 

Nostra-Dumb-A$$