Uh...not even sure how to describe this one. What the F*** were they thinking? Definitely NSFW: Spoiler
You know that had to get corporate approval from the bottom all the the way to the execs. Unbelievable...
There are quite a few clues, really. Read it: Luscious, smooth, sweet and fun. These are just a few of the words used to describe our Vanilla Orange Sherbert Dreamsicle. These words also apply equally to America's 2005 Olympic Rhythmic Gymnastics Team and the beautiful young ladies that comprise it. In response, Breyers has created a flavour {British spelling for an american ad?} inspired by the sassy metallic orange leotards of our young feminine gymnasts who are eagerly busting their fresh asses {profanity?!?} to make every American proud. And of course, our RSG themed Dreamsicle is as fun to eat as the girls are a pleasure to watch! So come join in on the action. All proceeds to sales from the {incorrect grammar} Vanilla Orange Sherbet {spelled wrong} Swirls line go to help sponsor our young ladies in competition against other rhythmic gymnasts from around the world.
Correction: the first spelling of sherbet is incorrect. The second one is correct. It's still an indicator that it's fake, though.