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Nowitzki's Hair

Discussion in 'NBA Dish' started by Butterfingers, Nov 12, 2007.

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  1. Butterfingers

    Butterfingers Member

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    Nowitzki is vowing to keep his hair long because "a couple guys said my short hair jinxes us."

    Someone make sure and shave his head during the playoffs :D .
     
  2. finalsbound

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    Oh great, we get to watch him push his gay ass mop behind his ears after every offensive possession. Whoopee!

    [​IMG]

    Break an ankle or something.
     
  3. RocketsMac

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    LMAO.. :D

    the hair is absolutely essential in putting the douche in dirkendouche whineheimer.. :D

    on a side note, I would like to see some more installments by Moes.. those were the best.. :cool:
     
  4. moestavern19

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    The flowing gold locks of Dirkendouche were torn asunder by the zeal of the Great Wall.
     
  5. Dave_78

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    It's not the short hair the jinxes them it is the fact that he is 7 ft tall and is routinely neutralized in the playoffs by guys significantly smaller and lighter than him.
     
  6. Tfor3

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    fixed
     
  7. apocclass

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    No-Ring-Ski for dirk.........EVER
     
  8. RocketsMac

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    LMAO @ flowing gold locks.. :D

    please dude, consider this is an official request for some more installments .. those things were the best.. do you realize how much recognition you got on basketball forums on the world wide web?? :eek: heck, just google dirkendouche and you see how popular the stuff got..

    an installment about the Jazzholes would be great too :D
     
  9. R0ckets03

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    Where is redefined to back up his heroin?

    Maybe Nodickski should worry more about playing ball then his hair. What a puss.
     
  10. Yaozer

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    Kinda reminds me of when David Carr vowed not to get a hair cut until the Texans got a win. Needless to say, his hair grew really long.
     
  11. redefined

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    I'm right here, don't worry

    But seriously, I'm fine with things like this. Carry on :cool:
     
  12. SupermanSK

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    I'd tear his knees if I ever saw him!
     
  13. Yaozer

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    No you won't. He'd flop before you can even get to him.. then you'd get ejected from the room for a flagrant.
     
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    Who does he think he is? Samson? Hair or no hair,it's not going to make any difference. Dirk is delusional if he really believes in this junk.
     
  16. ClutchCityReturns

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    ignore
     
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  17. Yaozer

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    You should see some baseball players and their superstitions... it's quite unbelievable.
     
  18. ClutchCityReturns

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    Hypocrite!
     
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  19. A-Train

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    I think he was talking about his vaginal hair, not the hair on his head...
     
  20. vlaurelio

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    coz its true?
     

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