I am as good looking as ever! Thats what my girlfriend told me! But...is she lying? Is she just trying to make me feel good? Hell, make me feel good in another way! But seriously... To people who are older than me, does it get better? Or worse? To think that just 15 years ago I was...16! Damn, those were the good ole days. Romping through South Houston in the hot summer, playing basketball with my bestes friends. No bills. No daycare expenses. No nagging boss making me do all the work while he plays golf. No love handles! Not that I have huge ones, hardly noticeable. But I see them! But my girlfriend says I am SOOOOOOOOOOOOOO sexy still! God. What women say for a Kenneth Cole handbag. Anyway, Happy Birthday to me! I wish for a Rocket 10peat! And health, I guess. Happiness if I am really pushed. But, a 10peat would make me happy! And if you are happy, you are healthy! GO ROCKS!
Happy birthday grandpa!!! I will turn 23 in July, so I don't know what life is like after 31, but I hope I am still a sexy b**** like you when I get to be 31.
Oh those mighty Braves! Just when everyone thought the Mets would overtake them! I love teasing the Metfans here at work! It was like when we were beating up on the Jazz. Let me go see my friend Joe. His Mets lost again and the Bravos won again! Oh those mighty Bravos. Gary Sheffield is my idol!
Ooooh, pick up something from the Reaction Series and you'll be the sexiest person outside of the League of Appreciation Triumvirate™.
Does it get better? Absolutely! There is nothing better than enjoying the accomplishments of your children. It doesn't matter if it's winning an art award, a great report card, draining a buzzer beater to win the game, or driving in a game winning run. As your child gets older, you'll see. The flip side is having a child lose the league championship in the last 10 seconds of overtime and sobbing uncontrollably in your arms after the game. You get those moments as well.
DUKE got something for you ALMU. It is THREE INCHES long and standing UP STRAIT and usally DUKE cannot SHOW IT IN PUBLIC. ANd you know what that is. Huh. RIGHT. MY MIDDLE FINGRE hahahaha, ha. Ha ha ha, hahahaha, ha. Ha. HAHAAAAga. Happy BIRTDAY you wumpus.
Coming from someone who is also 31, yes, your girlfriend was lying when she said you're as good looking as ever.
I knew Hutz wasn't gonna forget about me. We have such a history! Thanks Anti Sonic and the rest. I got a story for you guys if you are interested. Of course, yesterday was the old b-day and I went to work anyways. So, I got the usual jabbing from fellow workers about finally joining the ranks of middle young age. Anyway, I kept calling my girlfriend at work and she would pick up and say that she was so busy because supposedly Ted Turner was trying to buy back his stock from AOL and that he wanted to own the Braves, etc. I thought she was dead serious being that I love the Bravos. Anyway, I told her not to cut into our time last night cuz we were going out with the mini-me to celebrate. About 20 minutes from leaving the office, I call her to make sure everything is fine and she says yes and I start driving home at around 5:30 EST. When I get home, I think that I am just the stud because there was a spot right in front of my house for me to park in. "Great Day!" I thought. I get to my door. Turn the key and turn on the mofo lights and BOOM...SURPRISE!!!!! It was my whole crew, my family and friends. And in the middle of the room was my beautiful little baby girl holding a wrapped box. It was my gift from my baby! After everyone started chanting in Spanish for me to open it, I pick up my little girl, she says "Hi Dada" like she always does when she first sees me and I open the box and it was.... A FREAKIN DOPE, PHAT, OFF THE MEAT RACK, whatever else the young kids say....it was a BEAUTIFUL Tag Hauer watch that I have been salivating over for years! I was like HOLY HOLY SHIZNET! When I got a chance, I asked her how it was possible for her to do all that planning and decorating when she was at work. She was like "I didn't go to work, silly". But I called her. She said "Ever heard of call forwarding? Comes in handy. " "How the hell you get this watch?" She said something that makes me wonder "I have my little secrets also. I have been saving for a long time to get that. Girls have their ways." Hmm...we gonna have to talk about that one! Anyway, it was a great night. Alot of singing and dancing. You know us Latinos! We be some dancing fools! As to my beautiful baby girl. Let me tell you that I am 31. And it DOES get better and better. Especially knowing that everyday I wake up a little older, but a little happier. A little less likely to grab a basketball rim with two hands, but more likely that my baby will say a new word or do something new. Yep, I am 31. And I am officially at the prime. Its all downhill from here physically. But spiritually, its AAAAAAAALLLL GOOD! AND I AM STILL A SEXY BIATCH! PS... My bro called from the military. He remembered my birfday too. I just wish my birthday wish would bring him home.
my brother is away in the army too... lets hold hands and frown together im glad your 31st birthday was WONDERFUL!! someday ill have a latin lover husband and a daughter that calls me "dada" everytime i come home from work
If you had asked me on Tuesday, I would have said "Hell yes it gets better!" Today I'm not so sure... Where the hell is my vicodin?
I think men age very well. Check out Clooney and Tom Cruise; both look better now than they did ten years ago.
