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Discussion in 'BBS Hangout' started by kwik_e_mart, Sep 21, 2005.

  1. kwik_e_mart

    kwik_e_mart Member

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    ... or else the consequences are lethal... so what if it's an innocent sack of grain?

    Also, it's not wise to marry a woman that is way too young for ya! :D

    http://www.ananova.com/news/story/sm_1544207.html?menu=

    Farmer 'breaks' penis

    A newly married Romanian farmer fractured his penis after ogling his young wife while carrying a heavy sack of grain.

    Farmer Gheorghe Popa, 52, from Galati, had been moving the grain sacks to the barn when he stopped to watch his 25-year-old wife Loredana hang up the washing.

    He got himself over excited and dropped the sack on his erect penis, snapping vital tendons and ligaments.

    Doctor Nicolae Bacalbasa said: "It was a bizarre accident, and he was in a lot of pain.

    "We have done what we can for him but he may never regain use of the organ again, at least for sexual purposes."
     
    #1 kwik_e_mart, Sep 21, 2005
  2. Falcons Talon

    Falcons Talon Member

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    Oh the irony...
     
    #2 Falcons Talon, Sep 21, 2005
  3. Rocket River

    Rocket River Member

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    THE HUMANITY . . . .

    In Other News . . . . a need to help the poor wife in her time of . ..distress
    was felt by men all over Romania

    Rocket River
     
    #3 Rocket River, Sep 21, 2005
  4. Manny Ramirez

    Manny Ramirez The Music Man

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    It was just as well that this happened. I mean it was a matter of time before this 25 year old dump his 52 year old ass for a younger man.
     
    #4 Manny Ramirez, Sep 21, 2005
  5. Isabel

    Isabel Member

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    Probably a matter of less time now that he's not even functional...


    I saw a girl wearing a T-shirt that said, "Guys: learn to think with your brain." I do think most guys think with their head...
     
    #5 Isabel, Sep 21, 2005
  6. slcrocket

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    Why the hell does this stuff seem to happen in Romania all the time???
     
    #6 slcrocket, Sep 21, 2005
  7. Two Sandwiches

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    Would have been more ironic if he were carrying wood...
     
    #7 Two Sandwiches, Sep 22, 2005
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