What crime(s) have you gotten away with? When I was 9 or 10, me and a few friends broke into my neighbor's house and stole some jewelry and a few other goodies. After the adrenaline rush and a moment of not wanting to get my arse whooped clarity, we proceeded back to my neighbors' casa to put everything back in its original place. A crow bar dented back door was all that was left in our wreckage. I don't know why we did it. It's not like we were going to be able to walk into a pawn shop and start bargaining. About a year later me and the same friends set fire to a small hut-like BLDG. at a local park. No explanation for that incident nor will a location will be discussed. I left that neighborhood at 12 and haven't committed a "major" crime since.
I used to send these envelopes full of anthrax around the US. -FBI probably just flagged my ass, damn big brother
iono, the way u bullrush ur way through the lane is downright criminal, even im tempted to throw u a clothesline to keep u from driving.
When I used to work at Toys R Us years ago I stole a TON of stuff. It was mostly Playstation and Nintendo 64 games that I took for myself or for others who paid me for getting what they wanted. People would actually give me a list. It was a nice secondary income at the time. But, the biggest deal was walking out the front door with a full-size portable basketball goal. I look back and feel VERY lucky I never got caught 'cause I can only imagine how much legal trouble I would have been in. Well, I did get fired for stealing a 50¢ bottle of Coke that I didn't actually steal. Go figure.
In college, several of us got really drunk, tipped over the candy machine in the dorm lobby and stole a bunch of candy. Ironically, we were band camp counselors at the time (LOL). What great role models we were, getting drunk and in trouble every single night that entire summer. We were much worse than the kids... Useless….er, University PD caught us red-handed but somehow managed to screw something up with the report, so somehow we ended up getting off completely scot-free. We didn’t even lose our jobs as counselors and even did it again the next year.
I've been meaning to talk to you about that. You should find yourself a safehouse or a relative close by. Lay low for a while, because you're probably wanted for murder.
What the hell? A basketball goal? Did you just walk it out? Or was it still in the box and you just carted it out?
I used to pick the coffee beans out of the dispensers on the coffee aisle at the grocery store and eat them. 5 years later I can finally say I am completely rehabilitated and have no desire to bean binge.
