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No, the Japanese did not invent this

Discussion in 'BBS Hangout' started by kwik_e_mart, Feb 17, 2005.

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  1. kwik_e_mart

    kwik_e_mart Member

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    Perhaps some of you might wanna give this a try when nothing gets the action going... :)

    Condom plays tunes

    http://www.ananova.com/news/story/sm_1285527.html?menu=

    A musical condom has been invented that gets louder as the sex gets more passionate.

    Different sexual positions determine what tune is played by the condom reports The Sun.

    The contraceptive has tiny sensors connected to a mini electronic device that produces the sounds.

    Ukrainian inventor Dr Grigoriy Chausovskiy said: "There is no danger of being electrocuted."

    They will cost 20 per cent more than normal condoms. "But people will pay for the extra stimulation," he added.
     
    #1 kwik_e_mart, Feb 17, 2005
  2. moestavern19

    moestavern19 Member

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    Sex.

    now with noise.



    BRILLIANT CONCEPT.
     
    #2 moestavern19, Feb 17, 2005
  3. Saint Louis

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    Let's see, what tunes could the condoms play?

    Rock Me Like A Hurricane - Scorpions
    She's Got A Ticket to Ride - The Beattles
    Who Are You - The Who (for the last call pickup at the bar)
    Ode to Joy (Beethoven's 9th Symphony) - For the perfect climax
    On The Road Again - Willie Nelson (for the traveling salesman)
    Hail To The Chief (for Slick Willie)
    We Will Rock You (for the gang bang)
    Hot For Teacher - Van Halen (for those lucky 13 year olds)
     
    #3 Saint Louis, Feb 17, 2005
  4. The_Yoyo

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    She Bangs- William Hung
     
    #4 The_Yoyo, Feb 17, 2005
  5. cwebbster

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    Dude, this is amazing!
     
    #5 cwebbster, Feb 17, 2005
  6. michecon

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    What? The hmmmm arrrrrs was not enough?
     
    #6 michecon, Feb 17, 2005
  7. SamCassell

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    As long as the device doesn't play "It's a small world".
     
    #7 SamCassell, Feb 17, 2005
  8. kpsta

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    No musical condom could be complete without "Bolero"...
     
    #8 kpsta, Feb 17, 2005
  9. Harrisment

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    I think I would have trouble remembering how to use a traditional condom, much less one with a variety of tunes.
     
    #9 Harrisment, Feb 17, 2005
  10. Manny Ramirez

    Manny Ramirez The Music Man

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    Or how about "Closer" by NIN?
     
    #10 Manny Ramirez, Feb 17, 2005
  11. kpsta

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    Not a bad choice. On the other hand, I don't believe that the Dead Kennedys' "Too Drunk to F@#K" would make the playlist.
     
    #11 kpsta, Feb 17, 2005
  12. PhiSlammaJamma

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    The USC Trojan band looks around, quietly, thinking.
     
    #12 PhiSlammaJamma, Feb 17, 2005
  13. SwoLy-D

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    It could play: "Besame Mucho"
     
    #13 SwoLy-D, Feb 17, 2005
  14. Rockets2K

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    How bout having it play "Dont Go Away Mad (Just Go Away)" from Motley when it detects completion..;)
     
    #14 Rockets2K, Feb 17, 2005
  15. Cohen

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    Hmmm ... reminds me of the implantable defibrillators.
     
    #15 Cohen, Feb 17, 2005
  16. Baqui99

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    It should play "I Touch Myself" by Divinyls if you wear the rubber while masterbating.
     
    #16 Baqui99, Feb 17, 2005
  17. BrianKagy

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    I definitely do not want to know what you do with your hands during the 19 hours a day you're not masturbating if it requires you wear a condom during the act of "self love".
     
    #17 BrianKagy, Feb 18, 2005
  18. Saint Louis

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    Better yet, where has your hand been or your d..., well you know been that you need a condom to protect the other while masterbating? :eek:
     
    #18 Saint Louis, Feb 18, 2005
  19. Austin70

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    Slow Ride by Foghat.
     
    #19 Austin70, Feb 18, 2005
  20. Manny Ramirez

    Manny Ramirez The Music Man

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    LOL
     
    #20 Manny Ramirez, Feb 18, 2005
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