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No more Shannon Elizabeth nudity

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  1. countingcrow

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    http://us.imdb.com/PeopleNews/

    Shannon Elizabeth Implements No Nudity Contract


    American Pie beauty Shannon Elizabeth is fed up of taking her clothes off on the big screen. The skinny beauty who famously almost bares all in the teen comedy which rocketed her to fame, now has a no nudity clause in all her contracts. Elizabeth says she wants to be hired for her acting talent not her body. She says, "All I care about right now is finding something that I like that I haven't done before - a different role, a different look. I'm going to do the roles that no one expects me to do."
     
  2. Dr of Dunk

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    She's fugly anyway. :p
     
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    She's married to a geek. He brainwashed her.
     
  4. Space Ghost

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    But thats one happy geek ... no matter how fugly you think she is :)

    Here is a posing question:

    Would you screw her (or your favorite star) for the sex, beauty or fame? This goes for everyone.

    I have a g/f who I really care about, so ...

    Sex: Definately not
    Beauty: No ... it would only be once
    Fame: mmmmmmmm pushing it ... but not worth losing my girl over it.
     
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    What a joke. Acting ability? Ha! I give her 3 years (tops) before she starts doing Corey Haim/Corey Feldman soft-core p*rn movies (a la Nicole Eggert)...

    It's hard to take her seriously, especially after wearing that little see-through number at the MTV Movie Awards. Everybody knows where her true "assets" lie, and she seems to have no problem flaunting them in public.
     
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    This is funny because I saw her on Craig Kilborn's show back when American Pie came out and she was talking about how she had posed for Playboy and how that really helped jumpstart her acting career. What a hypocrite.
     
  7. subtomic

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    If Shannon wants to make sure she won't have to get naked, maybe she should lose the breast implants.

    Besides, we've all seen her naked now. Her body isn't going to be getting any better.
     
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    I actually paid to see Tomcats. I was throughly disappointed. I thought I would see some skin.
     
  9. Dr of Dunk

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    Sex: No
    Beauty: No
    Fame: Hell no.
     
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    There are probably tens of millions of people in this country who could draw her naked breasts from memory, a little late to be going the modesty route, you know?
     
  11. Master Baiter

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    You guys have to be kidding because SE is way hot. Also, having a girlfriend is no reason to not get some action, especially if it is someone like SE. That is a once in a lifetime thing for most people. I would even wager that my wife would let me hit that **** while she watched just for that very reason.
     
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    Same goes for Alyssa Milano.
     
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    Shannon Elizabeth is definitely good looking. As for wanting to be known for her acting ability and not her body, I wouldn't even know who she was if it wasn't for Scary Movie. She's got a long way to go. She better hope she doesn't end up like another Elizabeth, Elizabeth Berkley. All body, limited acting skills.
     
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    How does this make her a hypocrite? It's not like she's putting down people that do nude scenes. You can't blame an actor for wanting to avoid being typecast. Although I don't see her winning any Oscars anytime soon, I wish her the best.
     
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    Maybe hypocrite isn't the right word. Let's try 'opportunist'.
    What about 'slut' or even 'w****'?

    Besides all that, I just don't find her very attractive. Maybe her extreme vapidity is overpowering her physical attributes in my mind, but honestly I think she's very average in the face and her body is kinda funky. She's so tall and thin that she's like a long fleshy tube with two flesh-encased balls of silicon placed near the top end.

    And acting skills? Please! Can anyone take her seriously after that awful psuedo-european accent in American Pie.
     
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    So... would you be content watching Harrison Ford have sex with your wife?
     
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    I'd still love to show her my "long fleshy tube with two flesh-encased balls"!

    :eek:
     
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    Ooh, using my own words against me. :eek:

    Nice job. :D
     
  20. Master Baiter

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    I knew some one would say that, but I would figure that it would be someone that isnt that old. My wife would probably as excited as I would be to be with SE so it would be go for everyone.
     

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