WARNING SHORT RANT COMING I have had it with women for the time being. I am sick and damn tired of being stomped on and heartbroken time and again. So, screw it all. Why put up with all of it? I am going to be single and I am going to try and enjoy it, damnit. If they want me, they can come and get me. Holy s*** where's the Jack Daniels. Thank you, that is all.
That's the spirit. To quote the great R Lee Ermey... "If you have any urges you can't suppress with hard liquor, use this..." *Note - Chaffing in the above picture is entirely coincidental.
It's been my experience that by the time I get that pissed off at guys, and I swear them off and to forever be single, I find a new boyfriend...
haha...i was just trying to make him laugh...women are a pain in the ass though...but its part of life
I concur. Screw chicks. They do nothing but bring misery to your life. Long live strippers. At least you know up front they want your cash and nothing else. None of this b.s. games and trying to figure out what they really want, think, or desire.
I think its safe to say everyone has felt the way you feel now...Me, of course, was more recent, but dating sux azz... I can say the speech that keep looking and you'll find the one for you, but screw it, who needs to hear that crap now...Do the following... 1) Go to ATM and get $100 2) Go to Treasure, and make sure you mention your trust fund and inheritance you'll be getting by the end of 2005... 3) Take home a skank and have fun... Repeat as necessary...
Chicks. Can't live with them, can't live with them. Jeff, are you reading this thread? Welcome to our world. You sure you guys don't want to rethink things?
Women are a great big annoying pain in the ass sometimes. If I didn't want to have sex with them, I'm not sure I would want to have anything to do with them.
You should rephrase that to girlfriends can be a huge pain in the ass. I have several good women friends, and they can be great fun to hang out with. The problem always arises when one of y'all wants exclusivity. And, yes, I have several platonic girlfriends, as well. Absolutely nothing wrong with taking a break and playing the field. I've been doing it for over a couple of years now, and I'm completely happy with my relationship status. It also makes me much more aware of whom I'm looking for as a partner.
What do you guys have against dating? I think dating is wonderful. Meeting different people, finding out about them, sharing stories, that feeling of butterflies when you like someone for the first time. It's all great.
