WOW! I guess it was true what I read in the National Inquirer at the checkout! They said it was cuz Lisa Marie done put some weight on and Nick didn't like it. Who knows?! Nicolas Cage, Lisa Marie Presley divorcing LOS ANGELES, California (CNN) -- It appears to be "Heartbreak Hotel" for Lisa Marie Presley and Nicolas Cage -- less than four months after the Hollywood couple tied the knot. Details were not released about the breakup, but statements from both parties seemed to indicate irreconcilable differences. "I'm sad about this, but we shouldn't have been married in the first place," Presley said in a statement issued by her publicist, Paul Bloch. Cage issued a terse comment in response. "I did not comment on the marriage, I am not going to comment on the divorce," he said through a statement from his publicist, Annette Wolf. Reports began surfacing Monday that Cage, 38, had filed for divorce from his 34-year-old wife, the daughter of rock legend Elvis Presley. The couple married August 10 at a resort in Hawaii -- a wedding that came during the week marking the 25th anniversary of Elvis Presley's death. The wedding was attended by close family members, including the bride's mother, Priscilla, and her grandparents. Lisa Marie Presley's 13-year-old daughter, Danielle, was a flower girl. Cage's 12-year-old son, Weston, and Presley's son, Benjamin, 10, were ring bearers. The marriage was Presley's third. She was married previously to musician Danny Keough and pop star Michael Jackson. It was the second marriage for Cage, who divorced actress Patricia Arquette in 2000. They had no children. Weston is Cage's son with actress and model Christina Fulton. Cage starred in the 1992 movie "Honeymoon in Vegas," which included a group of Elvis impersonators called "The Flying Elvises," and did a memorable Elvis imitation of his own in the 1990 David Lynch film "Wild at Heart." His latest movie, "Adaptation," opens next week.
Seriously. That is ridiculous. This marriage must have been based purely on sex or something. You wonder is Lisa doesn't have a few problems that lurk out once she's married.
Sort of like I shouldn't get a post-count iteration for a crappy post like the one I'm writing, these people should not get to add to their marriage total. I mean, if you allow this, someone will challenge Liz Taylor's lifetime of hard work. The record will become a sham.
Who can blame him? It's hard to imagine what it must be like to have Michael Jackson's sloppy seconds.
