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Nickname the Texans' defense

Discussion in 'Houston Texans' started by msn, Nov 23, 2010.

  1. EddieWasSnubbed

    EddieWasSnubbed Contributing Member
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    I prefer to call them "The worst defense in NFL history."
     
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    Hey man Kareem Jackson just dang ol' fell on my dang behind from these rollerskates man ow.
     
  3. marky :)

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    How about "Start all your WR's on your fantasy football team"
     
  4. MadMax

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    exactly.

    truthfully, i don't want to give them a nickname. i'd like to forget them and this season....as soon as possible.
     
  5. msn

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    a long way from the monday morning after week 1, ain't it.
     
  6. H-townhero

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    I'd post a big steaming pile of crap but I don't want to gross anyone out. ;)

    Their defense, simply enough, is ****.
     
  7. msn

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    LOL

    Sooo, combining a couple of the best takes here, we have:

    $hit Toast.
     
  8. ChievousFTFace

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    Houston Cow Patties
     
  9. Blake

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    THE BIG EASY
     
  10. MadMax

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    wow, no kidding.
     
  11. SamFisher

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    ..............The Aristocrats!
     
  12. Cannonball

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    LOL. I love it!
     
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    Kim Kardashian.

    Because every running back in the league has penetrated it.
     
  14. DaDakota

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    The Sieves !

    DD
     
  15. NJRocket

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    the offense's 12th man
     
  16. RoxSqaud

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    This is funny.
     
  17. pacman0590

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    the tipped cows.
     
  18. magnetik

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    EZ Bombers or Blown Coverage Corners.
     
  19. moonsh0t

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    "The Red Carpet" - They did this on the Drive 97.5 about a week ago.
     
  20. BigVic785

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    You can't nickname what doesn't exist
     

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