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Nickname the Texans' defense

Discussion in 'Houston Texans' started by msn, Nov 23, 2010.

  1. msn

    msn Member

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    Got to drive around the Houston area yesterday and caught some guy on the radio who gave his listeners a "homework assignment", which was to call the show the next day with a "nickname" for our vaunted defense. He began listing things like "the Steel Curtain" and "Purple People Eaters" and how none of those would work. :grin:

    So, what's your nickname for this crew?

    I'm torn between "Charmin Ultra" and "the Keystone Cops".
     
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    Hellen Keller in pads
     
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    Sea Sponge

    Cotton Balls

    Glazed Donuts

    Just a few that come to mind...
     
  4. vinsensual

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    I think it was Dierdorf that called the secondary the "kiddie corners".

    I like:
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    The Reliant Turf Eaters
     
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    REEKO_HTOWN I'm Rich Biiiiaaatch!

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    The Benny Hill Defense

    Every time I see them on the field I think,

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    Too bad Air McNair already been taken.
     
  8. da Whopper

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    But I suppose Err McNair is still available.
     
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    the whispering eye
     
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    The terra-bulls.
     
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    Swiss Cheese

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    Winner.
     
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    Hotdog down a hallway.
     
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    their nickname should be "none"
     
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    Expressway to touchdown city.
    No guts no glory.
    Sleepwalkers
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    The satin curtain
    House of Lame
     
  19. msn

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    every time I see this, all I can think of is "sura fall in a faint".
     
  20. REEKO_HTOWN

    REEKO_HTOWN I'm Rich Biiiiaaatch!

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    The Chewbacca Defense

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    how do you let go of your 2 most experienced DB's, avoid bringing in help for the D-line and expect the defense to get BETTER?

    that does not make sense.
     
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