Why don't we have nick names of NBA stars anymore? Like The Dream, Magic, Doctor J, The Admiral, The Mailman, The Glove, The Kid, The Matrix (lol), Big Ben, Superman, etc... What do you think the current stars be?
LeBron - The King Kobe - Black Mamba Durant - Durantula Carmelo - Melo Dwight - Superman Chris Paul - CP3 Paul Pierce - The Truth Harden - Beard Tim Duncan - Big Fundamental Dwyane Wade - D-Wade Some kinda suck and aren't original, but most of those are pretty good. A lot of them are identified with the nickname more than their actual name (CP3, Melo).
Scalabrine - White Mamba Matt Bonner - Red Rocket Jeremy Lin - Yellow Mamba/Linsanity Chandler Parsons - Zoolander Greg Smith -Horsecawk Terrence Jones - Jumper (the movie) Korver - two and a half men Aaron Brooks - Chris Rock Beverley - Iwilleatyourdreams TRobinson - Butterfly effect James Harden - BBB, beardbootybetchs omg im bad at this
"the mailman doesn't deliver on sundays." probably the best sign ever brought to a game because i'm still 'loling' 18 years later.