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Discussion in 'Houston Rockets: Game Action & Roster Moves' started by sinobball, Jul 21, 2010.

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  1. sinobball

    sinobball Member

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    Yao is back in Shanghai and a reporter asked him if reports claiming he can now change diapers with one hand is true. Yao replied, "Not only can I do it with one hand, I can also do it with one foot, even in the dark." Seeing the incredulous face, he continued, "it's simple. Just wake your wife up with your foot."
     
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    They need to put Yao on this show:
    [youtube]bYRBrO7n4No[/youtube]
     
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    <object width="480" height="385"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/bYRBrO7n4No&amp;hl=en_US&amp;fs=1"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/bYRBrO7n4No&amp;hl=en_US&amp;fs=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" width="480" height="385"></embed></object>
     
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    haha funny man
     
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    Ah, of course. This is after he went into his wife's dream and performed inception (i still don't know what this means). He clearly planted the thought that she should be changing baby diapers. Then once he's done that, he gives her a "kick" to make her conscious again.

    Well done, Yao. Well done.
     
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    The question is, can he shot the winning 3 pointer in game 7 v. the Heat with 0:01 left in 2OT in Game 7 of the Finals with one hand?
     
  9. DaDakota

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    So, we have reporters in the USA reporting about his health, and over there, we get reports about baby diapers.

    Hmmmmmmmm

    DD
     
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    They know how to enjoy life.
     
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    Slightly off topic, but has it been confirmed that Yao isn't participating in the World Championships?

    Morey was asked about this during summer league, and his only response was that the Rockets fully support Yao playing for his national team. I can't imagine that was sincere.
     
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    That's funny. I'd rather Yao do all his press conferences in his native tongue and let us read it as a transcript. He isn't near as funny when he is trying to convert his sarcasm to English on the fly.
     
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    Odd. I was pretty sure Yao's played his last game for the national team during the Olympics. He did say he was done... and let the new guys like NBA star, Yi Jianlian have a chance.
     
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    Hmm :confused:
     
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    I call it bull or his baby has some sort of paralysis that makes her inactive. Even that, there is no way one can put the nappie under the baby's butt with one hand and then snap it on both sides. I say he can call his nanny to change with one hand on a leg.
     
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    After the second part about his wife, why are you taking the first part so seriously?
     
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    We already got rid of Tmac, so there's no need for Yao to change diapers over here.
     
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    LOL

    :grin:
     
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    Looks like his foot is healed.
     

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