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New Word Contest

Discussion in 'BBS Hangout' started by treeman, Dec 20, 2001.

  1. treeman

    treeman Member

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    Little tidbit that ended up in my email -

    Each year the Washington Post's Style Invitational asks readers to take any word from the dictionary, alter it by adding, subtracting, or changing one letter and supply a new definition.

    Here are the 2001 winners:

    Intaxication: Euphoria at getting a tax refund, which lasts until you realize it was your money to start with.

    Reintarnation: Coming back to life as a hillbilly.

    Foreploy: Any misrepresentation about yourself for the purpose of getting laid.

    Giraffiti: Vandalism spray-painted very, very high.

    Sarchasm: The gulf between the author of sarcastic wit and the person who doesn't get it.

    Inoculatte: To take coffee intravenously when you are running late.

    Hipatitis: Terminal coolness.

    Osteopornosis: A degenerate disease. (this one got extra credit)

    Karmageddon: It's like, when everybody is sending off all these really bad vibes, right? And then, like, the Earth explodes and it's like, a serious bummer.

    Glibido: All talk and no action.

    Dopeler Effect: The tendency of stupid ideas to seem smarter when they come at you rapidly.

    And, the pick of the literature:

    Ignoranus: A person who's both stupid and an *******. (I know a few of these)

    Sounds fun. I don't guess these words would be admissible under the Spelling Game rules...
     
  2. Lil Pun

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    That would be cool if somebody started a contest like that on the BBS hangout and people just came up with all sorts of words.
     
  3. heypartner

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    OK, I'll play:

    Lil Fun: That cool, yet short-lived, self-destructive rush you get when out-punning a whitebread, junior high rapper on a BBS site.
     
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    illitit: the act of lighting up an illegal substance (aka The Mo Taylor quandry)
     

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