lawn specialist? ------------------ My doctor says I am bipolar. I am going to get a second opinion. I have never had intimate desires for polar bears.
Isn't Georgetown just north of Austin? What's going on over there? A Product Recommendation for the Anal-Play Community A verbatim Police Blotter report, buried of page 5A of the weekly Williamson County Sun (Georgetown, Tex.), July 25: “At a grocery store on the 600 block of Austin Avenue, a 27-year-old lawn specialist from Round Rock was arrested at 12:46 a.m. on charges of public lewdness. The store was in the process of closing when employees noticed a customer was still inside. A male employee found the male customer between two aisles with his shorts and underwear pulled down around his ankles. The man was bent over and inserting a can of Big and Sexy brand hair spray lubricated with Suave lotion into his rectum. He told arresting officers he was attempting to sexually gratify himself. He was taken to jail.” [Ed.: In the interest of accuracy, the only hair spray listed by the manufacturer (www.DiamondBeauty.com) is called “Big Sexy Spray & Play.”] [Williamson County Sun, 7-25-01, no online edition] ------------------ A clear conscience is usually the sign of a bad memory.
I was in Georgetown for 4th of July, nice little place. There is a story of a ghost on a nearby road but I guess thats not the weirdest thing you can see there. ------------------ "banging Shaq is a whole different expirience"-Pete Babcock Behold the power of quotation
