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New Puff/Rocket the Magic Dragon lyrics

Discussion in 'Houston Rockets: Game Action & Roster Moves' started by SmeggySmeg, May 28, 2004.

  1. SmeggySmeg

    SmeggySmeg Member

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    To celebrate my 10000th post, i thought i 'd update the lyrics from this orginal classic thread of mine that completely befuddled everybody (gotta love clutch's response in the orginal thread)

    thanks for the great times yall

    The original lyrics

    Puff the Magic Dragon lived by the sea. And frolicked in the autumn mist In a land called Hon-a-lee. Little Jackie Paper loved that rascal Puff And brought him strings and ceiling wax, And other fancy stuff. Together they would travel On a boat with billowed sail, Jackie kept a lookout perch on Puff's gigantic tail. Nobel kings and princes Would bow where 'ere they came, And pirate ships would lower their flags When Puff roared out his name.

    Puff the Magic Dragon lived by the sea. And frolicked in the autumn mist In a land called Hon-a-lee. Puff the Magic Dragon lived by the sea. And frolicked in the autumn mist In a land called Hon-a-lee.

    A dragon lives forever But not so little boys, Painted wings and giant strings Make way for other toys. One dark night it happened, Jackie Paper came no more, And Puff that mighty dragon, He ceased his fearless roar Puff the Magic Dragon lived by the sea. And frolicked in the autumn mist In a land called Hon-a-lee. Puff the Magic Dragon lived by the sea. And frolicked in the autumn mist In a land called Hon-a-lee.

    His head was bent in sorrow, Green scales fell like rain, Puff no longer went to play Along the cherry lane. Without his life-long friend, Puff could not be brave, So Puff that mighty dragon Sadly slipped into his cave.

    Puff the Magic Dragon lived by the sea. And frolicked in the autumn mist In a land called Hon-a-lee. Puff the Magic Dragon lived by the sea. And frolicked in the autumn mist In a land called Hon-a-lee.

    The Mango/Dream Lyrics

    Dream the Magic Dragon lived by the sea. And frolicked in the autumn mist In a land called Hon-a-lee. Little Rudy T loved that rascal Dream And brought him strings and ceiling wax, And other fancy stuff.

    Together they would travel On a boat with billowed sail, Rudy kept a lookout perch on Dream's gigantic tail. Nobel kings and princes Would bow where 'ere they came, And pirate ships would lower their flags When Dream roared out his name.

    Dream the Magic Dragon lived by the sea. And frolicked in the autumn mist In a land called Hon-a-lee. Dream the Magic Dragon lived by the sea. And frolicked in the autumn mist In a land called Hon-a-lee.

    A dragon lives forever But not so little boys, Painted wings and giant strings Make way for other toys. One dark night it happened, Rudy T came no more, And Dream that mighty dragon, He ceased his fearless roar
    Dream the Magic Dragon lived by the sea. And frolicked in the autumn mist In a land called Hon-a-lee. Dream the Magic Dragon lived by the sea. And frolicked in the autumn mist In a land called Hon-a-lee.

    His head was bent in sorrow, Green scales fell like rain, Dream no longer went to play Along the cherry lane. Without his life-long friend, Dream could not be brave, So Dream that mighty dragon Sadly slipped into his cave.

    Dream the Magic Dragon lived by the sea. And frolicked in the autumn mist In a land called Hon-a-lee. Dream the Magic Dragon lived by the sea. And frolicked in the autumn mist In a land called Hon-a-lee.

    The New Lyrics

    Yao the Magic Dragon lived by the sea. And frolicked in the autumn mist In a land called Hon-a-lee. Little Stevie Francis loved that rascal Yao And brought him strings and ceiling wax, And other fancy stuff. Together they would travel On a boat with billowed sail, Steve kept a lookout perch on Yao gigantic tail. Nobel kings and princes Would bow where 'ere they came, And pirate ships would lower their flags When Yao roared out his name.

    Yao the Magic Dragon lived by the sea. And frolicked in the autumn mist In a land called Hon-a-lee. Yao the Magic Dragon lived by the sea. And frolicked in the autumn mist In a land called Hon-a-lee.

    A dragon lives forever But not so little brainless boys, Painted wings and giant strings Make way for other toys. One dark night it happened, Stevie Francis came no more, And Yao that mighty dragon, He ceased his fearless roar Yao the Magic Dragon lived by the sea. And frolicked in the autumn mist In a land called Hon-a-lee. Yao the Magic Dragon lived by the sea. And frolicked in the autumn mist In a land called Hon-a-lee.

    His head was bent in sorrow, Green scales fell like rain, Yao no longer went to play Along the cherry lane. Without his life-long friend, Yao could not be brave, So Yao that mighty dragon Sadly slipped into his cave.

    Yao the Magic Dragon lived by the sea. And frolicked in the autumn mist In a land called Hon-a-lee. Yao the Magic Dragon lived by the sea. And frolicked in the autumn mist In a land called Hon-a-lee.


    the original thread back in 2000
    http://bbs.clutchcity.net/showthread.php?s=&threadid=3852
     
  2. Rocket Fan

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    good stuff.. ah the memories of the good ole days.. fellow '99er..
     
  3. hitman1900

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    LOL, one of those threads u talked about Francis vs. other point guards ppg.

    It seemed like every freakin' month people did that this year.
     
  4. Chuck04

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    Classic stuff Smeg! Very funny threads. Ahhh the memories...
     
  5. Cesar^Geronimo

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    Who calls their own writings "classic" ?

    All you did was replace the names. It makes no sense.
     
  6. rimbaud

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    Funny, I thought I posted in the original Puff thread.

    Hey, Smeggums, what will you do if Mobes gets traded? Will the bbs be cast into the darkness that is smegabsence?

    Reading those old threads reminds me - this bbs is like a long-running sitcom. What was once filled with fun, zany characters is now filled with annoying shrills.
     
  7. SmeggySmeg

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    rockets first Rimmy, and would still be rockets after, but it would certainly hurt and change things a tad

    certainly seems like less zany characters
     
  8. pgabriel

    pgabriel Educated Negro

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    So smeg likes cat but doesn't like Steve. I never ever would have figured.
     
  9. SmeggySmeg

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    nope i like all rocket players.... i just want some improvement and have different expectations of a player draft so early.. dubbed the franchise and now a max contract player
     
  10. bnb

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    That's pretty harsh, don't you think.

    If i recall correctly, Steve didn't want to be drafted so early...
     
  11. Samar

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    Probably cuz he knew he was gona get drafted by grizzlies.
     
  12. Miguel

    Miguel Member

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    You're not the only one with Lyrical Talent Smeg

    Tracy McGrady - Somewhere I Belong

    (When this began)
    I had no time to play
    And I'd get lost in the flow of Vinsanity.
    (I was confused)
    And I'd let it all out to find
    That the Magic have Duncan and Hill ready to sign
    (Behind the Scenes)
    But Duncan decided that he would make a deal
    With the Spurs, and Hill has yet to heal...
    (Nothin' to lose)
    Just stuck
    Hollow and alone
    And the fault is my own
    And the fault is my own

    What did I say?
    I want a trade
    To a team that's not afraid
    I wanna know what it's like to be in the 2nd round
    (a chance to be finals bound)
    What did I say?
    I want a trade
    To a team that's not afraid
    I wanna find a team that knows how to stay strong
    Somewhere I Belong

    And I've nowhere to go
    I can't believe I didn't stay up in Toronto
    (I was confused)
    Lookin' everywhere
    Only to find that it's the Raptors who were one game away
    (So what am I)
    They were one shot away
    But Carter missed the shot at the end of the game
    (The Raptors lose)
    Nothin' to gain
    Hollow and alone
    And the fault is my own
    And the fault is my own


    What did I say?
    I want a trade
    To a team that's not afraid
    I wanna know what it's like to be in the 2nd round
    (a chance to be finals bound)
    What did I say?
    I want a trade
    To a team that's not afraid
    I wanna find a team that knows how to stay strong
    Somewhere I Belong


    AND I will never know
    Until I force a trade from Orlando
    And I'll never get a ring
    Anywhere else, unless I play with Ming
    AND I never will
    BE anything 'til I break away from Hill
    And I will break away I'll find myself TODAY!!


    What did I say?
    I want a trade
    To a team that's not afraid
    I wanna know what it's like to be in the 2nd round
    (a chance to be finals bound)
    What did I say?
    I want a trade
    To a team that's not afraid
    I wanna find a team that knows how to stay strong
    Somewhere I Belong
     

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