This reminds me of one of my favorite comic strips, Foxtrot. In one storyline, the older brother Peter brings home the game Tomb Raider, and the young brother Jason is all aghast because he think girls are gross, yadda, yadda, yadda. So the punch line ends up being: Peter: Take a look at those bazookas. Jason: Stupid. She's holding two pistols.
Here's a few more: And more here: http://www.tombraiderchronicles.com/lara/karimaadebibe/index.html But I still like the original....