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Discussion in 'BBS Hangout' started by gr8-1, Oct 23, 2001.

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  1. gr8-1

    gr8-1 Member

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    A new pastor moved into town and went out one day to visit his parishioners.

    All went well until he came to one house. It was

    obvious that someone was home, but no one came to the door even
    after he had knocked several times. Finally, he took out his card, wrote
    on the back "Revelation 3:20" and stuck it in the door.
    The next day after service, as he was counting the offering he
    found his card in the collection plate. Below his message was a
    notation "Genesis 3:10".
    Upon opening his Bible to the passage, his face turned red, and he
    let out a roar of laughter.
    Revelation 3:20 reads: "Behold, I stand at the door and knock. If
    any man hear my voice, and opens the door, I will come in to him,
    and will dine with him, and he with me."
    Genesis 3:10 reads: "And he said, I heard thy voice in the garden,
    and I was afraid, because I was naked."
     
  2. Manny Ramirez

    Manny Ramirez The Music Man

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    HUH??

    And ROXRAN thinks that I'm "wierd"??

    I get the joke, I think, but I guess I'm not smart enough to understand the significance of this.
     
  3. GotGame15

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    It wasnt even funny. Maybe you can squeeze out a little smile, but it wasnt funny enuf to post it up.:rolleyes:
     
  4. Joe Joe

    Joe Joe Go Stros!
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    Sweet..I get it. This is like a cryptic Doc Rocket post. The reference to naked....must mean bare or a grizzly. Since Willis is back this must mean Dickerson is knocking at the door.
     
  5. B-ball freak

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    The garden reference would indicate Portland or New York being involved. Right?
     
  6. ROXRAN

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    3 equals Francis, right?
     
  7. gr8-1

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    oh sorry. wrong forum. please move this Clutch.
     
  8. B

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    I didn't really laugh when I read the joke, but I got a huge laugh out of the posts following the joke. Maybe I'm wrong, but it looks like gr8-1 meant to post this in the Hangout. It's funny to see everyone try to translate the joke into a possible Rockets trade. Just to put some rest to this, New York (20 Allan Houston) and Portland (3 Damon Stoudamire) were mentioned, but why in the world would we want Houston's inflated contract when we have Mobley and Torres, Damon would be a waste with Francis and Norris. I hope people are just reading too much into this and it really was posted in the wrong forum. After the Willis trade I'm quite content with the team as it stands.

    B
     
  9. don grahamleone

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    good joke(sort of), wrong place
     
  10. gr8-1

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    yeah, definitely wrong forum. :) NO hidden Rocket messages here.
     

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