Por. No Movie called "When The Golden Tickets met the Facial Blitz Specials" Will the guys come through in the clutch, so the ladies hum the golden note and tell the world. Cast ------------------- Tiger Woods (Golden Golfer, Code Name: Long Driver) Jesse James (Golden Biker, Code Name: Hot Rod) "Big Ben" (Golden Football Player: Code Name: Three Legged Steeler) Bombshell McGee (Crazy, Tattooed Chick in bar) Jaimee Grubbs (Naive bar chick, who dated wanted to have foursome with all the Tickets at the same time) Joslyn James (Hot MI.LF teacher) Rielle Hunter (Lady who nobody else touched, except Edwards and Clinton) Holly Simpson (Limo Driver chick) Kate Faber (Hotel Attendant chick) Heidi Montag (Old broken down Po.rn star, who is not a really po..rn star or old, and keeps being whiny about her needs.) Loredana Jolie (Hot lady on the beach) Jaime Jungers (BBW casino chick) Ashley Dupree (College Student) Special Appearance - The Old Hawks (rivals of the Tickets, who do not want the tickets getting all the action) San Tonio (San Antonio) Holmes (He has a por..no name) Black Mamba (*cough* #24. formerly known as #8) Former Vice Presidential Candidate John Edwards Antonio "You Can't Stop It" Cromartie Former US President Bill Clinton Mark Sanford, Governor of South Carolina Other Cast members Ted Sand, openly gh ay politician discovers that he may not really be as gh ay after all, especially after watching Solo Girl. Super-head (the only black chick in the film) Monica Lewinsky (Secretary, deleted scenes) Roy Ashburn (CA Senator, deleted scenes, not that kind of p0 rno movie) Kim Kardashian (Solo Girl) Andressa Soares (A random brazilian chick)
