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Nevada brothel offers free sex to returning troops

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  1. oomp

    oomp Member

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    http://www.cnn.com/2003/US/West/06/03/offbeat.brothel.reut/index.html

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    Nevada brothel offers free sex to returning troops
    Tuesday, June 3, 2003 Posted: 5:02 PM EDT (2102 GMT)


    LOS ANGELES, California (Reuters) -- Talk about what you can do for your country!

    In an unusual act of patriotism, a Nevada brothel is offering free sex to troops returning from the U.S.-Iraq war.

    The Moonlite BunnyRanch in Nevada, a legal brothel, also plans to extend 50 percent discounts to the military for the next few weeks, proprietor Dennis Hof told Reuters in a telephone interview on Tuesday.

    Hof hit on his unique gesture for honoring U.S. troops when BunnyRanch star and former Playboy magazine centerfold Sunset Thomas was flooded with letters from the front lines.

    "We were receiving about 20 letters a day," Hof said. "We thought, when these guys are done we'll do something special for them."

    Thirteen men and three women in uniform have shown up so far to claim their gifts. All told, the free and discounted sex will cost Hof about $50,000 -- a worthy sacrifice, he said.

    "We want to feel patriotic and feel we are doing something for our servicemen," he said. "If we owned a Dairy Queen we would be giving away free ice cream, but ... we own the sex capital of the world. What better way is there to give back?"
     
    #1 oomp, Jun 3, 2003
  2. A-Train

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    Too......many.......possible......jokes........humor.....overload.....emminent...

    :::brain shutdown::::
     
    #2 A-Train, Jun 3, 2003
  3. Band Geek Mobster

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    I'll start it...

    I'm coming in hot. Over.
     
    #3 Band Geek Mobster, Jun 3, 2003
  4. ima_drummer2k

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    I got your WMD RIGHT HERE, baby.
     
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  5. Woofer

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    I gotta know, did the three women in uniform have sex with male or female prostitutes? They will kick them out of the services if it was female.

    When do you get the freebie and when do you 50% off?
     
    #5 Woofer, Jun 3, 2003
  6. Surfguy

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    Don't ask...don't tell.
     
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  7. Pole

    Pole Houston Rockets--Tilman Fertitta's latest mess.

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    From the desert to the bush.
     
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  8. oomp

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    to the bush thanks to Bush...
     
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  9. VesceySux

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    Another Bush joke: Went to war for Bush. Came home for the same reason...

    "Hey, baby... Let me show you my MOAB."
     
    #9 VesceySux, Jun 3, 2003
  10. YoYao

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    MAN! Yao should have be drafted by the troop instead of NBA :)
    where can I rent uniform? :D
     
    #10 YoYao, Jun 3, 2003
  11. JBIIRockets

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    lmao!
     
    #11 JBIIRockets, Jun 3, 2003
  12. ima_drummer2k

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    Early leader...
     
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  13. Drewdog

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    "Make sure you wear a rubber dude."

    "Why is that Drew?"

    "Are you kidding me? She gets around."
     
    #13 Drewdog, Jun 3, 2003
  14. fadeaway

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    So that's... $3125 each? :eek:
     
    #14 fadeaway, Jun 3, 2003
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    Some of the soldiers opted for saddamy.
     
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  16. RocketMan Tex

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    They do not have male prostitutes there. :eek:

    I went to Reno/Lake Tahoe for a bachelor party about 6 years ago. This was one of the many places we took the groom.

    If you are planning an out of town bachelor party, I highly recommend Reno/Lake Tahoe.
     
    #16 RocketMan Tex, Jun 3, 2003
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