From the "stupidest thing ever invented" file: http://www.neuticles.com/index1.html Anyone ever heard of these? Fake testicles for your pet (after they've been fixed). My first question: why? My second: who has this much time on their hands, and money to burn? Do you think Fido has emotional problems after losing his? If so, will this help? What sick pud takes a good, long look at his pet and thinks, man if only "Crooked Joe" didn't have to lose his package? Evidently, Jeff Lane in Oak Park, IL does. "I've put off neutering "Crooked Joe" for months and when I found out about Neuticles and spoke to them it made me feel better about neutering. Joe not only looks the same now- but doesn't know he's missing anything." I only wish I was making this up. ------------------ I'm about to boldly go where many men have gone before.
these things have been out for a few years now. It turns out that the dogs are less apt to bite someone's head off if they're given fake nadicles. ------------------ (===)
I've heard this as well. I've got 2 coon dogs one female,one of them a male WITH nuts. I used to go to the dog party off Allen Parkway and get flack from all the gay dudes..."Does your dog still have his nuts"? It seems their nutless dogs were just as agressive towards my dog either way. I just couldn't do that to my dog.OUCH!! ------------------ Whatever you want to do, you have to do something else first.
It's a tough thing for one male to do to another. I wouldn't have neutered my dog, except that the pound wouldn't have let me take him unless he was neutered first. So I had a man-to-dog talk with him, letting him know the situation. He didn't say much, but I got the feeling from the look in his eye, and the way he always kept his ass pointed away from the other dogs, that he was willing to sacrifice his man(dog?)hood to save his own life. Now I wonder if he even remembers that he ever had them...... ------------------ "Any event, once it has occurred, can be made to appear inevitable by a competent historian." Lee Simonson
I still fear that aliens are watching us in order to make First Contact, and they're just laughing their asses off as we type in this thread. "Lemme get this straight... they castrate their dogs, which is bad enough, but they then give them fake genitals............next solar system!" ------------------ "We need a chicken butt." -- heypartner is moving swiftly to help make the CC.net BBS more efficient and run faster. RAM was the first step, apparently this is the second!
"Neuticles are fake balls, see, so neuticles, see, what they do, they figured it out in California, so as we get closer I figure more of you are familiar with these sorts of things, uh, but the neuticle, when you get, you get ball (to audience who is cheering) Hold on, I'm not finished yet, so don't bark like a dog yet, um so when they chop your little puppy dog's balls off, now just so he doesn't feel so un-dogly, they uh, they give him these cosmetic balls, they're (to audience again) I'm not finished yet, as I explained, so this will not do until the story's finished my dear man, my wonderful dear man, um, anyway, so I figured only california could figure out that dogs need that kind of emotional security once they've had their ball chopped off (back to a guy in the audience) I'm gonna go up there and chop your balls off bro so come on (crowd cheers), um, and uh, but I was thinkin', if I could lick my balls, that once I got down there, I'd be pretty confident I could tell if they were neuticles or testicles, but uh, I guess some dogs don't, I guess it's to fool the owners into thinking their dogs won't be emotionally scarred, then I thought, if I could get some Bison balls made, and put 'em on my chiahuaua, and drag that big boy around, he'd be barking like *WOOF* . . . Is that that F--king chihuaua?? No f--king way! Chihuahua walking around, but he'd walk funny, but when people'd say why he walk so funny he be like (Dave points to crotch), little chihuaua fingers be pointed at his big, bull, Bison balls . . . 'cause one day I woke up and I had these. I was sleeping in a weird place, there was a guy over me with a mask on, and next thing I knew, 'What the f--k is that s--t? . . . alright, alright! That's the s--t!'" -- Dave Matthews during a concert I used to work at the Animal Defense League here in San Antonio, and right next to my desk there was an advertisement on the wall for them. Always made me think of that davespeak. ------------------ All your hoes are belong to us
That's a funny story Vengeance. "He'd be barking like *WOOF*". Lol! You wonder whether the owner is worrying about his pet's masculinity, or his own. ------------------ I'm about to boldly go where many men have gone before.
Perhaps we should suggest this to Cato. ------------------ Nice guys finish last ... and im surely not going to finish last!
HAHAHAHA Oh my gawd thats funny! ------------------ "Eat your kids, play with your dinner and join the chat" - Dr of Dunk gives a public sevice announcement at the request of Mike Tyson .
