Need some advice.

pics or gtfo

 

You should watch last night's episode of Grey's Anatomy.

 

Geez! You ready to take on the responsibilty of raising your soon to be former friend's kid? Oh, and do you know where the nearest hospital is? You might need it after your "friend" finds out about this.

 

Dude, something like this is pretty dangerous if he finds out. I mean something like this can lead another person to kill so I say be very careful and I hope you do know him well. Don't really have the best advice to give you but someone else on here might but best thing is to keep a distance and think it out or better advice.

 

If she is willing to cheat on her husband (the father of her child) with his best friend, what makes you think she wouldn't cheat on you in a few years?

The answer. She would. It is ALWAYS more difficult the first time.

Getting hooked up with her is a bad, bad, BAD IDEA!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

If she hasn't left him yet its because she doesn't want to. Counting the fact that they are married and have a kid makes it harder when you are young to understand some things and they may feel that they have to depend on each other. Every one goes through a stupid stage. Even though this guy is a dick and treats her like crap doesn't mean for you to play the middleman. I'm pretty sure the guy trusts you since, of course you were his best man and seems to be the only person that understands him. That being said he truly values your friendship.
Do what any real friend would do. Just because you have feelings for her doesn't mean you should cross that friendship line. Go out and mingle so your eyes will hopefully turn somewhere else.

 

As Woody said, "Run like the wind Bullseye!"

 

Wait it out. Then just drop a lot of passive-aggressive hints about your own superiority and interest. Offer to clean all the time, talk about how much you love going to work and being productive, rent motel rooms and then just casually drop off an extra key. Get a sham girlfriend or two just to see how she reacts.

 

HEY man, you kissed my wife bro? Naw man naw this aint gonna fly. Im gonna see you tomorrow and settle this. You can have that cow bro, never loved her any way.

I post on this forum yo, and I cant believe this.

 

Either your sleepy, drunk, or just didn't read this part

she tells me that she had a dream about me and she said we were sitting there watching tv and i reached over and kissed her and she said i said "you dont know how long ive wanted to do that".

 

don't

 

There are plenty of other girls. Why you gotta like your "close" friend's wife? Esp since they have a kid.

The best person to handle this is obviously..

Spoiler

Edit: Invisible Man read my mind while I was uploading the pic!

 

You can do the boring thing eve said, or you can do the opposite, eventually score some tickets and some face time on the Maury freakin Povich Show.

First class baby!

 

Hit it and worry about the consequences later.

It's the McGrady policy: Act before you think.

 

it might be fun and drama filled to something like that. but its a bad idea any way you look at it.

instead of doing that take the time and effort to sit down and talk to your friend and tell him he needs to do something productive. tell him you can help drive him around and pick up some applications. get all the needed information and you can even help him fill them out with that info after you pick them up stop and get something to eat fill them out together. i have done that for a couple friends over the years and its helped a lot.

 

don't do it man... friends before your penis.

 

Putting your friends in front of your penis must be the Mayzar policy.