Im trying to grow one and all my friends have a full beard how do I get one? is their a way to grow a gotee? what kind of food do you eat?need help!
Rub cottage cheese on your chin a couple of times a day and you'll speed up the growth process by about 20%.
No, no, no. You have to squish your face up. You know, get really tense and tight. Just like when you're on the toilet and you . . . well . . . You have to force those hairs to sprout up.
Pineapple, cottage cheese, pee.... You guys had me laughing out loud by the end of this thread. -------------------- Houstone, Unless you believe this tripe they're telling you, there's no secret way to grow a goatee. 1. You need the genes to do it. If you have a baby face, you'll always have a baby face. Some people are just hairier than others. 2. Uh, how about don't shave. 3. Time. End of goatee growing class for today, see y'all back here after Thanksgiving break.
If you have any kind of a beard shadow or have to shave periodically, you my friend, are in luck! Just let the hair on your face grow until it gets too itchy or you can't stand it. At this point you shave all around your new goatee. Don't be afraid to shape it using scissors.(personally I like a smaller goatee rather than a big hariy one). Repeat as neccesary...
Chronic masturbation. At least, that's what finally worked for me. I then shaved my palms and used duct tape to make a goatee. Chicks dig it.
Don't listen to DREAMer. The best way to grow a goatee is to buy a bottle of rogaine minoxidil and put that on your chin 3 times a day.
I wonder if that would really work? I actually have a dear old spinster aunt who used nair on her upper lip!?
I laughed when I read the title to this thread and just about fell out of my damn chair after reading you's guys' posts! Pineapple, cottage cheese, pee, masterbation....you guys are some sick fugs!
I wont tell you any of those crazy ways.. This is what you should do. If u want hair fast, try to shave alot. Then the hair starts to grow back alot faster.
you can always try Crisco's "body under pressure" theory. Crisco always pushes on his sphincter, apparently to make the hair pop out of the follicles on his little Phil Collins island. me, I think goatees are dumb. Go for the whole chinstrap Houstone! Lose the stache!
