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NBA Streetfight, who would win this one?

Discussion in 'NBA Dish' started by tinman, Feb 27, 2007.

  1. tinman

    tinman 999999999
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    This would be if both were at the same age.

    Setting would be in the street in the back of an alley.

    No weapons.
     
  2. brantonli24

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    I think Dennis Rodman with a loaded shotgun will win.
     
  3. tinman

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    you are thinking of Jayson Williams.
     
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    Vernon, with chemical assistance.
     
  5. professorjay

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    Maxwell. Crazy always loses to crazier.

    But can they shoot fireballs? No? Ryu FTW.

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  6. krnxsnoopy

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    Ron Artest is like Ray Lewis of basketball
     
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    Latrell Sprewell would come out of nowhere and kick both of their asses... and then steal their wallets.
     
  8. Rollazn

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    Ron Artest of course. Ben Wallace vs Ron Artest would have been a good fight.
     
  9. Cook1ez

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    I say that kenyon martin from the nets blasts through the rim and comes out with the net hanging around his neck and his mouthpeice is red.
    He goes nuts,and kills them both!:D
     
  10. david12sfa

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    I wish Anthony Mason was a choice, but i pick Ron Ron just for his size. Mad Max was cut up, but Ron is a beast.
     
  11. tinman

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    Max is quicker.
    It would be Ali vs Foreman.
     
  12. Rocketman95

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    Since MadMax only goes after fans and women, I'm putting my money on Artest.
     
  13. david12sfa

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    Except they dont have gloves, a referee, a ring, timed rounds, fans going for one person. Foreman would have kicked Ali's ass in a street fight!! As J. Lima would say "BEEELieve it!"
     
  14. tinman

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    Incorrect.

    http://men.style.com/gq/features/landing?id=content_4257
    Who: Vernon Maxwell versus Gary Payton
    When: March 26, 2000
    What went down: An argument during practice erupted into a fight in the Seattle locker room when Payton chucked a VCR remote control at “Mad Max,” who responded by hurling…a five-pound dumbbell.
    What makes it special: Two players were injured and missed time—neither of them named Payton or Maxwell.
     
  15. david12sfa

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    That is awesome!! Who throws things at another grown man. Might as well ran straight at him with both eyes closed swinging both arms like a 4th grader!
     
  16. BigM

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    i voted for maxwell but artest is equally crazy and twice his size. he'd probably whoop his ass.
     
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    Ron Artest, just as quick.. but much stronger.

    Advantage Artest.
     
  18. baylorbear09

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    then choke them
     
  19. tinman

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    Sonics’ Grant, Person injured in fight

    Pair tried to break up scuffle in scuffle during game Monday
    SEATTLE, March 28 — Starting center Horace Grant and reserve Chuck Person of the Seattle SuperSonics were injured while trying to break up a fight between teammates Gary Payton and Vernon Maxwell.

    ASSOCIATED PRESS

    THE BRAWL OCCURRED during practice Sunday when Payton and Maxwell started exchanging barbs. It escalated into a fight, which Grant and Person helped to end by pulling their teammates away from each other.

    Grant sat out Monday night’s game against San Antonio with a bruised shoulder, and Person, who already was on the injured list, aggravated his surgically repaired left knee. The Sonics lost to the Spurs 90-82, their
    fourth straight home defeat.

    The Seattle Post-Intelligencer reported today that the scene became so intense in the locker room after practice Sunday that Payton picked up a chair and Maxwell went to find a free weight, presumably to use as a weapon. Both players had to be restrained again and were escorted from the locker room seperately.

    The Seattle Times reported today that Grant’s shoulder injury was due to a weight that was thrown during the altercation. Grant did not comment on his injury, except to tell the Times, “I was a victim of circumstance.”

    Team president Wally Walker refused to discuss the fight, though the Times reported
    that a suspension or fine against Maxwell or
    Payton could be possible if Grant’s injury is
    serious. Grant was to undergo medical tests
    today.

    “Both were wrong, and I told them that,” Walker told the Post-Intelligencer. “They have to work it out between the two of them so it doesn’t affect the team and staff. If they put the onus on the team to settle this, they won’t like what could happen.”

    Maxwell, whose locker is next to Payton’s, dressed at a different locker Monday night. On the court, Payton and Maxwell seemed friendly, exchanging high-fives at different points during the game. Neither player would comment on the altercation.
     
  20. kaleidosky

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    i'd vote Anthony Mason (that's who i thought over before looking at the poll choices)


    I voted tie on this cause I think they'd both kill each other
     

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