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NBA erotic fanfiction.

Discussion in 'NBA Dish' started by LCII, Jan 8, 2010.

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  1. LCII

    LCII Member

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    #1 LCII, Jan 8, 2010
  2. FFz

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    I CONFESS!
     
    #2 FFz, Jan 8, 2010
  3. Daedalus

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    Ma! i was just combing my hair!
     
    #3 Daedalus, Jan 8, 2010
  4. AntiSonic

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    Just when you think you've seen everything possible on the internet.
     
    #4 AntiSonic, Jan 8, 2010
  5. ScriboErgoSum

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    Funny stuff. You had to know that the most popular fan fic gay NBA p*rn duo would be Steve and Dirk. And apparently the entire San Antonio Spurs squad.

    The article really would have been awesome if he had recapped a Steve-Cat story. It's got to be out there, but I'm not looking for it.
     
    #5 ScriboErgoSum, Jan 8, 2010
  6. Deji McGever

    Deji McGever יליד טקסני

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    I am invoking the Pete Townsend defense: "I was only researching."

    I had to know if there are any stories featuring V-Span or Boki, for the obvious reason :)
     
    #6 Deji McGever, Jan 9, 2010
  7. RedRedemption

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    No John Amaechi? :( :p
     
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  8. finalsbound

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    funniest thing i have read in SUCH a long time.

    thanks for posting!
     
    #8 finalsbound, Jan 9, 2010
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    lmaolulwtf?
     
    #9 moestavern19, Jan 9, 2010
  10. REEKO_HTOWN

    REEKO_HTOWN I'm Rich Biiiiaaatch!

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    [​IMG]
     
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  11. ScriboErgoSum

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    While the Cat's Away... - Steve Francis/Cuttino Mobley/Moochie Norris - lots of p*rn -

    Cat catches Stevie cheating on him with Mooch. Luckily Cat had a big heart and joined the fun. Moochie's hair kind of tickled too.

    Quote of lol:: "Let me get in there, Steve. You always were a ball hog"

    Mantastic rating: 5/10
    Clutchtastic rating: 10/10

    It should have been on the list.
     
    #11 ScriboErgoSum, Jan 9, 2010
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  12. EbolaScola

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    Speechless.... :eek:
     
    #12 EbolaScola, Jan 9, 2010
  13. Chopped

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    must let this hit front page...
     
    #13 Chopped, Jan 9, 2010
  14. JimRaynor55

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    LMAO! :grin:

    Wait, this one's better:

    I'm also perplexed at the lack of Francis/Mobley.
     
    #14 JimRaynor55, Jan 9, 2010
  15. YaosDirtyStache

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    I am oddly aroused...
     
    #15 YaosDirtyStache, Jan 10, 2010
  16. ScriboErgoSum

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    Found it for you bro

    Greek Love. Opa! - VSpan/Jeff Van Gundy/Patrick Ewing - thriller/p*rn -

    This one starts out as a thrilling chase scene as VSpan tries to escape a predatory stalker. After he ditches DD, VSpan shows up at the Casa Amore of Jeff Van Gundy. Once there, Van Gundy and the gimp (Patrick Ewing) make a gyro sandwich of poor VSpan. Spanoulis cried out for Mommy after this one.

    Quote of lol:: VSpan: "I wish you'd let me play coach". JVG: "You ride the pine so I can ride you, b****"

    Mantastic rating: 10/10
    Clutchtastic rating: 15/10
     
    #16 ScriboErgoSum, Jan 10, 2010
  17. Seven

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    With your name I'm not surprised...
     
    #17 Seven, Jan 10, 2010
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    My sister is a romance writer, her usual subjects being vampires, shape shifters, and the like. I'll have to suggest basketball to her! ;)
     
    #18 Deckard, Jan 10, 2010
  19. Der Rabbi

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    I assume everyone is acquainted with the long standing tradition of erotic fan fiction about James T Kirk and Spock.

    http://cosmicduckling.com/spirk/stories.htm

    Tons more where that came from. One of the oldest zines in America.
     
    #19 Der Rabbi, Jan 10, 2010
  20. Hayesfan

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    I cannot believe I clicked on this topic.. why?? You need to change the title.. it's not erotic.. it's slash. ;) Erotic would have girl on guy as well.
     
    #20 Hayesfan, Jan 10, 2010
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